Mental health is the best it's been for ages so of course Phoebe's new album is supposedly a rough listen for people with daddy issues.
MJ
@brayfordbird.bsky.social
Basically just Pam from 'Gavin and Stacey' if she was from the north. Usually found at a gig.
My oldest friend, in honour of me passing my test, has made me a playlist of songs we used to listen to in her car in 2006. I can't stop crying.
All the sexiest people pass their test when they booked it completely last minute
Last night I went out and did musical theatre karaoke with my choir pals and it was actually so nice. There's another social event on Tuesday which I said I might not be able to make and they all started convincing me to go so now I guess I'm doing that too!
Okay but this wouldn't sound out of place in a San Marino national final
If I were Nigel Farage, I’d dip into that £5 million crypto gift just to fund a video that can compete with this! 🤣 HILARIOUS ⬇️
Someone in a bar complimented this shirt last night as I will now be endeavouring to wear green more often
The EBU: Eurovision is a contest of broadcasters, not governments. Also the EBU: Yes, there was a government backed influence operation, but they only came second so that's fine.
Answering @gjkooijman.bsky.social , Martin Green dismissed today's NYT article as 'an article about who did NOT win ' and emphasised that JJ won 'fair and square'. He also told Aftonbladet that he didn't recognise the Spanish televote figures released this morning.
The New York Times has investigated Israel's Eurovision campaign and the EBU's response. Findings include: 🔹 2025 voting data was not fully investigated 🔸 Broadcasters faced pressure from the EBU and Israeli diplomats 🔹 EBU lawyers stated Israel could have been excluded in 2026
Having stepped back this year, I was anticipating feeling really weird in the run-up to #Eurovision week but instead, I: - Joined a monthly book club and started a reading challenge - Joined a new choir where I'm already feeling that I've found my people - Put my energy into my relationships
I have a taster session to join a new choir this week and just got the details sent through. This is gonna be camp as tits!
Out of office on for two weeks, sun is shining, trip to see besties tomorrow. Life is good!
Yet another reason I can't wait to pass my driving test: fewer things in life more humbling than being dressed as Mary Poppins on public transport
When you accidentally start a small fire in your kitchen and your partner's response is to give you a big hug and say they're glad you're not hurt
Excited for some female rage (Florence + the Machine with Paris Paloma supporting)
There's not going to be a Eurovision Live Tour, you stupid slut
Had the most wholesome day playing games and laughing hysterically with my friends. Now just to make it through this week before a well-earned week off!
I'm just a girl, standing in front of Setlist FM, waiting for the Florence setlist to drop
Reason 357 I can't wait to pass my test: Bumping into colleagues on public transport when you just want non-verbal headphones time before/after work.
No but can someone better at stats than me track where the televote winner has historically placed in the #ESC250 in their year. For research...
Can't wait to watch Sam Ryder absolutely nail 'Gethsemane' in 2026 #ESC250
Deeply unfair for 'Maman' to come on just as I start applying makeup actually #ESC250
Is the host going out tonight? We're flying through these! #esc250
Gee, wonder why people suddenly appreciate avant garde Albanian bangers this year #ESC250