Who the FUCK took my car

Smol Bread@breadgloves.pm · 3h ago

Where the FUCK is my car

Where the FUCK is my car

Hey, just so you know, when they’re talking about “protecting girl’s sports” from trans women, they are talking about molesting little girls and female athletes to “verify” their AGAB. I am specifically talking about girls & women because those are the ones being targeted for this “verification”.

Being cunty with KMFDM playing in the background.

If life starts at conception, then all men are trans. Fight about it. 

Saw something about a smoke & paint in Portland happening. Sign just read: - no straight men allowed - queers and ladies only Sounds like my type of event.

There is no Doing trans. You can, especially if it makes you You, but it is not a requirement. There is Just Being trans. As simple as that. You are trans, therefore you are trans. There doesn’t have to be a diagnosis or validation from others to Just Be.

Dog even doctors treating trans patients will refer to a bimodal spectrum for gender and not binary…because not everything is or has to be black and white thinking.

Life is an non-binary person is honestly super sucky because society will never not see you as your AGAB. No, I’m not a tomboy. No, I don’t want to be a man. No, I just simply want to be. You are staying with in a binary system while claiming to understand and support the antithesis of it.

I need cannabis suppositories like a fish needs water.

“Why is the air quality so bad right now?” “My brother in Christ, the entire fucking east side of the state is on fire.”

There’s a man in my city that I hate. I know he makes beans every Monday. Fuck your beans. I hope you overcook them and they go mushy.

RFK Jr.’s body knows what he is saying is pure shite, his voice tries to stop him.

I want a vertical labret piercing really badly, but I hate having to start with a big bar for swelling. I want the cute cunty one NOW.

It tastes like a grill outside

Whenever people start realizing they are wrong or don’t know what they are talking about, they get pissy and try to shut it down. If you do that, not only are you wrong, but you are also a little bitch.

HELP IM TIED UP AND HE IS HUNG

Seeing the Centennial Building burn is tragic. I don’t believe people when they say that the building at no residence. When the nightclub planned in this spot gets built, you won’t find me there. Here is a piece I did some time back after visiting a dog park by it. RIP Centennial Building.

During this time of year, there are two types of security people: - The people going to DEFCON - The people taking over for those going to DEFCON

Work Party+Open House is in 6 days at PDX Hackerspace on August 08, 2026 at 12:00 PM. Join us! More info →

A woman wearing a shirt saying “F*CK TRANSPHOBIA” on it was kicked out of the Moda Center during the Portland Fire game recently for “obscene language”. The profanity was censored. It is pretty clear that the Moda Center and Portland Fire are not as progressive as their fanbase.

Catherine@catrenzer.bsky.social · 5d ago

The pro- Sophie Cunningham/anti trans protest outside the Moda Center. They are sad group claiming they are protesting for feminism. BUT where there's a fascist protest, there's a clear minded frog. #PortlandFire

People used to plant flowers in potholes downtown because of how deep they were. Plants were taken, but holes weren’t filled. Cock up these potholes and they actually do something because we can have car totaling holes but NEVER cocks. BRING ON THE COCK HOLES

tyler@tylergscott.com · 5d ago

in portland someone spray painted penises around potholes, and they got filled pretty immediately www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

I went to my first Timbers game a couple weeks ago, never in my life have I been a sports fan, but seeing the Sounders lose for the 6th time in a row is genuinely fucking hilarious.

Figuring out that The Dare is not British and went to school in Portland makes A LOT more sense now.

Read “Censorship Circumvention” as “Censorship Circumcision” just now.

“You don’t LOOK disabled.” “A doctor has said to my face that I am disabled on a cellular level and that my mitochondria doesn’t produce enough power for the cell.” “Okay but you can do stuff, you’re just complaining.” “I have a gun.”

ACAB includes Meta Glasses and Flock Cameras.

If you show your face again, I will be macing you with bear spray. It is that simple.

Raspberries and almonds help with cramps. This information has been brought to you by your community whimsical bitch.

Ordered food to be delivered. Got priority delivery. 70 dollars plus 15 dollar tip. An hour and a half goes by. The driver tells me they gave them the wrong order and went back. The restaurant is 10 minutes away, but now closed. The driver delivers order to my door. Completely wrong order.