I'm the best player in the world.

Can't wait for you guys to see what we've been working on this time.

Holothura@holothura.bsky.social · 3d ago

Something is happening tomorrow. Keep an eye out.

The only thing harder than trying to play brella against blaster, is trying to attend ProChara's summer camp without being attacked by a wild boar. #compsplatoon #wildboar

this shit aint nothing to me man #3200mindset

It's Grand Finals of Riptide 2059. The Whiprays have lost to a pickup of Popgun Jr, Sena, The ghost of Zero, and a wild boar with the word "Starburst" painted on it's side. After the set ends, Nintendo announces the 4th remake of Splatoon 2, where they promise that they can fix ink armor this time.

All events tonight at #riptide will be canceled in observance of From the Ink Up #111. #compsplatoon

To seek great wisdom in Splatoon, I climbed to the peak of a high mountain. When I arrived at the peak, Flc was waiting for me. As I approched, he began to ascend to the heavens. "Don't go!" I cried. The only thing left after he was gone, was a note. "The real fluid priority is learning to let go."

Soon sendou.ink is going to start doing our taxes and making out with our spouses for us.

Sendou@sendou.ink · last mo.

sendou.ink update - August 30, 2026 This availability tool has been in my plans for a long time, really excited to finally get it out. It's inspired by my own experiences running teams and the difficulty with scheduling to get consistent practice. Give it a go with your Riptide team! #sendouink

I was tired of losing X battles, so I gave in and decided to pick cBlast. After landing my first direct, I passed out. When I awoke, I had gained 1000xp and a degree in forensic science. As I side effect, I might be racist now. #compsplatoon

For me, Splatoon has never been about being the best I can be, it's about getting as good as I can while doing as little self reflection as possible. #compsplatoon

I've been thinking of applying hyperdive principles to my therapy sessions.

@ssnolan.bsky.social is the type of guy to cover the lan setups in Vaseline to "decrease latency" #compsplatoon

Just spent the last two hours trying to convince a sick child to spend their make-a-wish on dread wringer buffs.

Now that sendouQ is down, I'll need to find another source of people to verbally abuse. #compsplatoon

LAN Pro tip: If you use a banned splattercolor screen weapon, the opponents will be too busy alerting TOs to realize you're stealing their wallet.

@nintendousa.bsky.social #compsplatoon every single time I try to use squiffer in solo queue I lose. Without fail. I'm pretty sure the game is bugged.