I'm the sturdy woman in the neon bandana firmly planted on the ground.
God, I see what you’re doing for others…
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Retired free-spirited party girl. I got 'sponsibilities now. ✨️ Birthday Cashapp $Tima80s She/her
I'm the sturdy woman in the neon bandana firmly planted on the ground.
God, I see what you’re doing for others…
My brother has now found me on Instagram and is sending me random reels, but bc them shits work like chain letters I have to pass them along too.
Idk who needs to hear this but it’s the 5th. Skip the month on that subscription before they take yo coins and you be mad.
Ion't know 🤔 Maybe ask if Cynthia Erivo was MJ would you make it your mission to make her remember you after Dr. Strange reset the world to forgetting your identity as Spiderman?
How would y’all prove that y’all are you on a new account?
Bumping this up bc y'all so serious and this shit had me laughing in my sleep 😂
Papineau voice actor just cashing those checks, never even cracked a script open. Respect.
Good morning y'all 🌄 Discover what happens when you don't give up on you ✨️
Lemme go read something and take my ass to sleep in case y'all start getting fresh
Lebron James Flop: Peeking Through Hands
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Papineau voice actor just cashing those checks, never even cracked a script open. Respect.
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
The Mini-est has absolutely slapped the spit out of her sister's mouth who is nine years her senior... the youngest tend to be scrappy.
EYE AM LAUGHING 😂😂 🔊
Jerome Gerald Jenkins!!! What kinda white Wolf of Wall Street experiences have you had?!
Giovanni Mr Amazing's Shocked Clutch Pearls
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Some options for you that still refer to just the powder instead of crack rocks: Booger Sugar Tony White Girl Columbian Pow Pow Co-cai-eena Fishscale Blow Snow (schnow) Party Supplies
Lawd, I humbly and hungrily come before you...
Man Praying and Gesturing on Couch
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Don't matter to me. "Here's your coffee and your bagel. You want cream cheese?? Cool." "Here's some fruit." "it's 11, here's your lunch." "It's 4, I'm starting dinner." "Here's your plate." Whole day mapped out.
Flirty, funny, and horny. Basically the same as when sober but I will actually send the text 😏
What kind of “drunk” are you? I’m the sentimental one 😭 I always be wanting to tell everyone I love and appreciate them lol. I also pee a lot.
Don't forget to renew y'all businesses with the SCC! (Talking to myself)
Mini-est: 8yo. Knows no boundaries for herself and questions illogical rules. She stands up to everyone and commands an audience everywhere she goes. Third year in competitive cheer (even though I've given her permission to stop) and is strong as hell and equally agile.
Lemme brag on my babies a minute bc I for real am amazed at them. The things they do on their motivations.
Mini-er: 15yo, takes odd jobs for pay, all AP classes, argues with adults about social causes like her being anti-AI and pro-choice. She independently applied and got in to the IB program (I didn't even know until asked to sign the permission forms). She is a teller of logic.
Lemme brag on my babies a minute bc I for real am amazed at them. The things they do on their motivations.
Mini✨️: 17yo, two jobs, runs track, dual enrollment, spontaneously takes her sisters on sister dates 🥹 Cussed out her cousin for outing someone. Calls me to update me on her whereabouts. Drives her sisters places when I can't make it. Spontaneously buys ME gifts. She made me a Mom.
Lemme brag on my babies a minute bc I for real am amazed at them. The things they do on their motivations.
Lemme brag on my babies a minute bc I for real am amazed at them. The things they do on their motivations.
Let me get my shit together and go for this walk
Chanel Oberlin's Iconic Scream Queens Look
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