I literally spend every waking day of my life wishing I were just a smol lil pony
Don’t let her appearance deceive you. Right now, she has endless access to nuclear warheads and is considered highly dangerous. If seen, contact your local authorities.
notorious war criminal horse spotted leaving field after soccer practice
Today I do lasers for a sold out 1700+ person show today and I’m definitely not shitting my pants anxious
Horse people always touting love and acceptance but then can just flip on a fckn dime and dismiss all the work you put in. All the vulnerability you allowed Y’all the same man. Sociopaths hiding behind cute horse pfps. Doin the same shit for a decade now. Go touch some grass and talk to real people
How is anyone still on Twitter/x anymore? I have an account on there for research/investigation, and it’s genuinely jaw-dropping what it’s become Absolute fever dream
I been drawing again homies. Helps me procrastinate age homework because ponies are obviously more important
You deserve to not worry about anything other than being the cutest little pony
It’s cool being a physics student watching all these sci fi shows coming out about physics lately The world is gonna get so weird y’all aren’t even ready I’m not ready The universe is horrifying
I just wanna say that being a pet horse doesn’t imply that it’s sexual kinda hurts my feelies that people always gotta assume the weirdest things 😭 I’m just a silly little animal that needs an owner. I love my owner like any other pet
I’ve been my Master’s silly little pet mare for over a year now! Wow that went by fast!
