Never more anxious in my life than for the 60 second phone call I had making a reservation at Sal’s in Ptown.
I didn’t know who Alex Bereson was before a few days ago. I assumed he was an entitled 20-something. This man is 53 whole years old and he’s whining about his rich mom paying a tiny tax lmaooooo
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 5d agoOhhhhhh this explains Alex Berenson’s whole deal
The O’Hare United lounge is full of sexy men and two trolls with their shoes on the seats.
The “It’s Not Right But It’s Ok” Whitney Houston Thunderpuss remix
Knate Thorne@knate-thorne.bsky.social · 4w agoWhat do you think they’re talking about?
Not one but two mimes on the dance floor tonight. Chicago, what’s up
Me with anxiety lighting a candle:
Kevin Atkinson@ikeatkinson.bsky.social · last mo.I am so nervous and ready for this match
You’re actually not allowed to own and operate a bagel shop if you don’t sell glass bottles Yoo-hoo.
Well well well, if it isn’t the man I threw myself at last night showing up at the only gay bar in town
I’m so pissed that the near perfect America 250 logo is wasted on this stupid timeline.
I have to stop watching dog adoption videos during the work day 😵💫😭😩
serving ice cream cake celebrating a rent freeze. 10/10.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · last mo.Serving up a rent freeze.
300% jump in stock price if they did this:
Daniel@firstknivesclub.bsky.social · last mo.I wish AMC had charcuterie trays
Yes, Mamdani backed candidates. But maybe a bigger YES to that loser Kennedy finishing in third place? lmao
Take it from me: do NOT watch the Hacks series finale during breakfast before a long workday.
yet again went on vacation and didn’t take nearly enough photos but I enjoyed these few…
The menu listed prosciutto as a side dish so I ordered prosciutto as a side dish.
I say this with only the upmost respect and admiration: every lesbian couple in Asbury this weekend is them
Starting vacation on a bad note* *rest stop only had fountain Diet Pepsi