Brendan Kelly
@brendankellol.bsky.social
comedian writer caveman assistant pig keeper
rip judith collins the only new zealand politician with the courage to admit your political hero is the nazi erwin rommel
the make aotearoa healthy again movement is going to stumble at the first step as we are already obsessed with milk and always have been
For sale: baby shoes, never worn pales in comparison to Leader, Young New Zealand First
gotta give credit to chris luxon for not joining the trump board of peace when every atom of his being cries out for an available board position
the way some of you post about jacinda ardern makes it sound like she died before she had the opportunity to do anything lol
people complain that chris luxon is only capable of management speak but unfortunately the other chris is the same but in a more annoying voice
oh my god he looks terrible somebody feed this sickly victorian child
im sorry to report this guy is still a fuckin goober
you live in the fuckin middle of the largest city in the country
new zealand doesnt have the words to handle a trump government like cunt or ball bag
winston peters has spent his entire twelve decade political career saying wild and irreverent shit and now he is presented with an actual foreign policy challenge he is just like ah well um we will let the big boys decide for themselves :3
neither of the major chrises will actually take a stance against the usa because they are both weak and money talks
the americans are bluffing they cant survive without biscoff
politics is being a guy with multiple houses and millions of dollars and saying ‘times are tough’ with a straight face
when your boss calls to tell you to shut the fuck up about housing and toe the line
landlords love to talk about how they have to pay rates like renters arent the ones paying their rates
does anyone know if we have locked down a free trade deal with india yet
this is genuinely exactly how boomer homeowners talk to renters lol
buying out the entire stock of eb games funko pops just to feel something
very quiet here the owner should descend into a k hole to liven things up
developing a very expensive ai tool to coach the all blacks
the best dental plan in aotearoa is still getting punched in the face