Brendan Payne

@brendanpayne.bsky.social

He/him/she/her (genderfluid, femme for now) 21 Aspiring filmmaker Movie 🎥🍿 Video game 🎮

This is one of the sets I got for my birthday. Is that a Symbie (small Venom from Spidey and His Amazing Friends) version of Anti-Venom? I’ve looked it up and there’s no source material for an Anti-Venom that looks like this.

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Some people on here are lowkey just Twitter chuds and are better off going back to X. Defending drawn CP with “it’s just a drawing,” “the west has fallen, but east good and based,” and objectifying women in your art does not suddenly stop being conservative because you’re doing it on BlueSky instead

The LEGO DODC building from Spider-Man: Brand New Day lowkey looks like it was one of those 2002 to 2004 LEGO Studios Spider-Man sets for the Raimi movies. It even has random characters who weren't in this scene. But it also has one of those badass explosion features we otherwise don't get anymore.

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Should I rewatch Brand New Day in 4DX? I assume Mandalorian isn’t showing anymore and that wasn’t as great of a film (but supposedly the best 4DX of the year). Has anyone seen it like that? It doesn’t strike me as much of an 4D effects movie beyond movement.

I planned a whole ass Spider-Man birthday party a year in advance and all I did was wear a Punisher shirt, draw a shitty Venom wanted poster for the fridge, and that’s it. I couldn’t even decide whether to draw comic or movie Venom so I left the chest unshaded.

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Introducing Mow for International Cat Day. Mow is a cat-like alien creature from a different world who was sent to ours. With her prehensile tail and extremely high jumping ability, no cat is too impossible for Mow!

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Two cherry-picked frames from different movies with different aesthetics. The Supergirl frame is also cherrypicked to bully Milly’s looks and it’s surely not a coincidence that an Imperial apologist film (something every Japanese critic clocked) is chosen for Japan and not, like, tokusatsu on $10M.

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I can respect One Night Only trying to respect sex-repulsed asexual viewers, if that was the mindset behind removing the nude scenes. The majority of “Gen Zs who hate sex scenes” are, in fact, asexual. But that also doesn’t do shit when the whole film still centers sex as the entire premise.

Reminder that Steam moved for killing physical media first, and succeeded first, and yes, it is many of the same people who glaze Gabe Newell who are shitting on Sony and Take Two for moving to digital only. And, no, this isn’t an example of the Goomba Phallusy.

Spider-Man drops his Little Caesar's. D'oh! Spider-Man spills his web fluid. D'oh! Spider-Man hits the doorway. D'oh! Spider-Man ruins his Brand New Day. D'oh! (Please don't make me have to explain this reference)

Bluesky every time something popular (X) releases: "(Non-controversy nobody outside of here has ever cared about. It's not political at all; it just doesn't matter) ruined X!" "Check out my art!" and it's a sexualized depiction of a girl from X, usually a minor "Don't watch/play X, go for Y instead"

I'm having a Spider-Man birthday party. It's only tangentially Brand New Day-inspired, believe it or not. I ran through a lot of party ideas in the lead-up to my One Piece one last year. Spider-Man got the most ideas. It's tomorrow; I'll host it as Frank Castle (I don't have a Spider-Man costume).

Not gonna directly answer because I’m tired of the stigmatization of healthcare. And because I’ve never had bad experiences I remember. But my parents would gaslight me that doctors said it was unhealthy for me to stay vegan, and they never fucking said that. One said I needed to eat more tofu once.

Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · 7d ago

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"

I don’t get why it’s a big deal that GTA VI is getting a trailer on Netflix. All of you are so negative. Anthony Fantano is a glazer compared to this damn website. You can always ignore it. I haven’t even seen the first trailer and I’m getting the game anyways, more GTA is a win for me.

Marvel Tokon will probably be great for fighting game fans. But I don’t like fighting games unless there’s gore, and this one in particular has incel “fans” calling Ms. Marvel ”cute and funny” and “way more attractive than The Avengers 2020” one and nothing could possibly turn me off more than that.