At Mar-a-Lago, this is just considered โrepresentationโ.
Retro Commercial Screens@retro-commercials.bsky.social ยท 2d ago
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My week beats your year. ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐๐ต๐ข๐บ-๐๐ต-๐๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ฅ ๐ท๐/๐ท๐๐ ๐๐๐/๐๐๐๐ฎ๐๐พ๐ป๐๐พโฏ
Retro Commercial Screens@retro-commercials.bsky.social ยท 2d agoโThat is NOT what the lotion is for!โ
๐ถ โDoes anybody here remember Vera Gorman? Remember how she said that We would meet again some sunny day Vera, Vera What has become of you? Does anybody else in here feel the way I do?โ ๐ถ
Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social ยท 4d ago
See below. โฌ๏ธ Did you read this as โOur point of sale systemโฆโ or โOur piece of shit systemโฆโ? ๐
"The 'Feel Good' video of the summer." โญโญโญโญโญ
What If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Became President?
YouTube video by Stickman Talks
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๐ Happy Birthday to former actress Allison Mack (and former inmate of the Federal Correctional Institution in Dublin, California), the subject of my very first skeet. ๐
๐๐ซ๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ญ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง@bretbatson.bsky.social ยท 3y agoNow that Allison Mack is out of prison, WBD should consider rehiring her. She could teach them a thing or two about the importance of branding. ๐ฌ
If nothing else, can we all agree that the new brake pad division is the future of Callahan Auto? #TommyBoy
NOW youโre โtoo old for this shitโ. Not 40(!) years ago when you were filming the original โLethal Weaponโ, Danny. #WeAreALLTooOldForThisShit
Why wonโt they make an โAstronaut Jonesโ movie already? Itโs not exactly BROCKET science. #AstronautJones #BROCKETscience #SNL
It has been over a year and they STILL have not fixed that shit. #ChappellRoan #PinkPonyClub #MTV #PutRespectOnHerDamnName
๐๐ซ๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ญ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง@bretbatson.bsky.social ยท last yr.MTV only airs an hour of music videos each week [Mondays at 3แดแด ET]. So, on one hand Iโm grateful that theyโre showcasing the low-budget but brilliant video for โPink Pony Clubโ from 2020. On the other hand, would it kill them to spell Chappell Roanโs damn name correctly? #ChappellRoan #PinkPonyClub
Does anyone else remember the โABBATMANโ phenomenon? In which order did you see them. #ABBATMAN #MammaMia #TheDarkKnight #2008onFilm
Pop Crave@popcrave.com ยท 3w agoโMamma Mia!โ and โThe Dark Knightโ were both released 18 years ago today.
I always want to think I can get away with cutting my toenails only ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ ๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง time I cut my fingernails. Then my big toes inevitably turn into Glenn Close from โFatal Attractionโ.
Glenn Close in โFatal Attractionโ: โIโm not gonna be ignoredโฆโ
Alt: Glenn Close in โFatal Attractionโ: โIโm not gonna be ignoredโฆโ
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Franken๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ฎ, huh? I seem to remember it was Franken๐๐๐ฒ๐ถ๐ป in Hebrew school.
Retro Commercial Screens@retro-commercials.bsky.social ยท 3w ago
Good afternoon, y'all. ๐ #AlwaysTimeForANooner
Skyrockets in flight: When โAfternoon Delightโ became one of the biggest sex songs ever
Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films.
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Want to ๐ฌ๐ค๐ฃ๐๐๐ง where the ๐ฎ๐๐๐ง๐จ went? Fred Savage turns 5อ0อ years old today! ๐จ
Thumbs Up
Alt: Baby Fred Savage gives a heartfelt thumbs up.
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Society began its collapse shortly after we stopped putting prizes in cereal boxes. Coincidence? I think not. #BringBackPrizesInCereal #WeDidThisToOurselves
Retro Commercial Screens@retro-commercials.bsky.social ยท 4w ago
@gumbyscreens.bsky.social has not posted a fresh โGumby screenโ for 7 hours and 15 days.
Sinรฉad Marie Bernadette O'Connor gently mentions that itโs been seven hours and fifteen days in her hit song โNothing Compares 2 Uโ.
Alt: Sinรฉad Marie Bernadette O'Connor gently mentions that itโs been seven hours and fifteen days in her hit song โNothing Compares 2 Uโ.
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Gumby Screens@gumbyscreens.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago
โLex Luthor, ruler of Australia, what are you telling me? This is an ABBA turd?โ
๐บ๐ธ (Cr)happy 4th Of July, yโall! ๐งจ
#TaylorSwift ๐ฅ #TravisSwift โค๏ธโ๐ฅ โITโS แฉแชแช แผแฉแญแญแดแIแแ!โ โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
LIVE: Guests arrive for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding at MSG
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Tom Hanks is an amazing actor, but I highly doubt he can portray a convincing Kim Kardashian. ๐ฌ #TheComebacker
Tom Hanks Sony Baseball Movie 'The Comebacker' Sets Late Summer 2027 Release
Tom Hanks Sony Baseball Movie 'The Comebacker' Sets Late Summer 2027 Release
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ แแแดแฉT แแดแฏS! ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ แแผแฉแญแญแดแชแช แOแฉแ saw her shadow and there will be six more weeks of แญแIแชแด!
