Brian is Super Rad
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I have no idea how my home state continues to vote overwhelmingly against conservative measures and for liberal policies, yet insists on electing Republicans.
Gene Wilder & Cleavon Little: You Know Morons
ALT: Gene Wilder & Cleavon Little: You Know Morons
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Lesson 1 of being my wife: Never send me into Dollar General alone.
They asked me if I wanted a Republican or Democrat ballot at my polling place. When I said “Democrat”, an old lady whispered “Thank you” to me.
Arrested Development: There Are Dozens Of Us
ALT: Arrested Development: There Are Dozens Of Us
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We’re attending a Marcus Mystery Movie tomorrow, where all we know is that the movie is horror and is not yet out. I hope whatever it is doesn’t suck.
You guys already started decorating for Halloween? No. Why?
It’s rainy, temps are cooler, and I’m Halloween shopping while listening to @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social and @sludgecentral.bsky.social talk Halloween stuffs on The Purple Stuff Podcast. For this afternoon, all feels right in thr world.
Entering the Poohniverse or whatever the fuck it’s called.
“You’re in the top 5% of listeners of Kenny Loggins.” Me: “Huh. I’m not sure how to process that information.”
Caddyshack Gopher Dancing
ALT: Caddyshack Gopher Dancing
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Happy #AEWRedemption Day to those that celebrate.
I got the Godzilla poster for my office at work.
My wife got a flat tire, so I put on her spare. Before driving, she asked, “It’s not gonna fall off, right? You tightened it good?” and I’ve never felt more insulted on my life.
I went for a walk this evening and there’s a young adult Christian camp thing going on down the road away and they were all doing some creepy ass Midsommaresque howling and I, honest to god, don’t think I’ve ever felt such legitimate terror.
I don’t care what anyone says. I’m all in on Cape Fear. It’s like an R rated Lifetime movie. It’s the best kind of dumb.
Time to eat this garbage until I make myself sick.
This gnome has a quest for the frog. The frog, though tiny, accepts.
Had to get some lumber from Lowe’s and, lowes and behold, Halloween!
Friend: “So what do you do, working for the state?” Me: *explains* Friend: “So, you’re a bureaucrat.” Me: “I mean, yes, but I don’t like how you said it” 🤣
