Fresh haircut!💈 Sorry, folks... This is as beautiful as I get.
Pissed Off Canadian
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Stay hydrated, wear sunblock, punch nazis, get some rest. It's the Gulf of Mexico. Canada will never be a 51st state. Elbows up. 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🏋️♂️🥋🖥️
Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you
Gym crush: Wow, you're looking really buff... Me, internally: Don'tsayitDon'tsayitDon'tsayitDon'tsayit Gym crush: ...for a guy your age. Me, internally: Goddammit. Me, externally: Thanks, just doing my best.
Wait, was my dental hygienist low-key flirting with me?!
Just trying to make £20-25 to get through this week. This is a really small goal, but I need shares to get it seen by the right person. PayPal is maddock1988@gmail.com if you are able to help at all 🙏
crispypancakeroll@crispypancakeroll.bsky.social · 2w agoI'm still going to need to raise £20 asap to get Mr through the next week until I get paid again on Friday. Can anyone please help 🙏 Shares are also helpful!
I called an all-day Advanced through Challenge-2 square dance today. Good times!
I just saw a Jira ticket at work to update our apps to reflect the airport code of West Palm Beach is changing from "PBI" to "DJT" as the airport has been renamed for Trump & is now paying him royalties for the use of his name. I have never vomited at the office before, but I'm very close.
It's not a bad bench, it just made some poor life choices in its younger days.
I told them I'm not available, but they just keep calling.
The Independent@the-independent.com · 2w agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
Outdoor grilling, but also torrential rain & flash flood warning. 🌧️
No luck with this yet. My internet bill is due by Monday and I really can't afford to get cut off. I need an internet connection. The bill is £24, so if I can at least raise that, I'll be happy. Please share 🙏 PayPal is maddock1988@gmail.com
crispypancakeroll@crispypancakeroll.bsky.social · 3w agoHi folks, I've been very lucky and have had a bunch of food delivered to me by a non-profit run by an old friend from Facebook. I still need some help with hygiene/cleaning products, medication and an internet bill that's due in a couple of days. I'd like to try to raise £75 if possible.
Free cybertruck with every chequing account.
The Verge@theverge.com · 4w agoX Money is launching in the US starting today
Google AI-assisted search failure #8,532,971,963: I did a search on an old domain name I used to have. I got back text from the web site that used to exist, a pic of an related Brian Jarvis, and a link to a website of guy who shares my first name. Utter garbage.
So I'm back down to zero again and will need to raise £50 as soon as possible in order to order groceries online. Please please share this if you see it and if you can help with even a small donation, my PayPal is maddock1988@gmail.com
crispypancakeroll@crispypancakeroll.bsky.social · 4w agoOh God, I'm going out of my tiny mind. £15 of the £20 sent this morning has gone out of my account for a pay in 3 payment I started last month, so I'm back down to £5 again. I'm just going to have to get something to eat for tonight and start again trying to raise £50 again tomorrow. If anyone...
Oh God, I'm going out of my tiny mind. £15 of the £20 sent this morning has gone out of my account for a pay in 3 payment I started last month, so I'm back down to £5 again. I'm just going to have to get something to eat for tonight and start again trying to raise £50 again tomorrow. If anyone...
crispypancakeroll@crispypancakeroll.bsky.social · 4w agoAt £20/150 thanks to a donation this morning! Can anyone match? I still need to get to £50 in order to do an online grocery shop without being charged a £5 basket fee. They basically penalise you for not ordering enough, which is quite frustrating. PayPal is maddock1988@gmail.com if you can help!
At £20/150 thanks to a donation this morning! Can anyone match? I still need to get to £50 in order to do an online grocery shop without being charged a £5 basket fee. They basically penalise you for not ordering enough, which is quite frustrating. PayPal is maddock1988@gmail.com if you can help!
crispypancakeroll@crispypancakeroll.bsky.social · last mo.Starting a new goal for £150 to cover essentials (food, hygiene, travel etc) for the next couple of weeks. If possible, I'd like to try to get to £50 by midweek. I'm chronically ill and diabetic and struggling with my finances due to losing disability benefits last year. Any help is appreciated!
Utterly destroyed by this morning's workout. Remember me fondly.
Good news: It's Friday! Bad news: Our company just announced it will henceforth be using Teams for online meetings. "As private parts to the gods are we! They play with us for their sport." --Lord Melchett