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Count Binface makes me wish I was a cis woman so I could bear him hordes of irreverent genius children #clacton

i accidentally poured some boiling water on my hand yesterday. i guess i took splash damage?

You took _1_ point of _fire_ damage! Your skill with _Hot Glue Gun_ has increased by 1!

The year is 2001. I am taking an art class. Photoshop takes 2 minutes to start. The year is 2009. I am doing graphic design gig work. Photoshop takes 2 minutes to start. The year is 2026. I am creating thumbnails for youtube. Photoshop takes 2 minutes to start.

As bad as VoxTek is, at least they didn't get rid of their DEI program #hazbin

Wow some fuckin clown ass engineers working on the CA DROP website, down on day 1. I'm sure they're sleeping like babies with pensions and better-than-market healthcare.

It's stupendous how I try to play the Instagram game and rarely break 20 likes, but I can casually upload a masturbation video and be worshipped by nearly 4000 gooners within a few hours hypnotube.com/video/goonin...

Gooning Along To Bambi TikToks

Yeah so like Bambi has I MEAN "I have" been going deeper than usual lately and I just thought it would be fun for ppl to watch me break my brain! I've been dolled up about twice a week, which means a ...

hypnotube.com

Claude is throwing 529's and I'm sure they're gonna be all like omg this is because people are opposing datacenters

Currently r/hazbin is having drama because they banned incest ships and everyone is arguing over whether Seraphim Sisters and FallenWings are literal sisters or figurative sisters. I feel like stepping in and reminding the puritanical gen z/alpha that all humans — indeed, all animals — are cousins.

I have a reddit feud with a crypto-terf whose handle identifies her as an under-30 Hilary Rodham Clinton superfan

good times make catgirls catgirls make bad times bad times make puppygirls puppygirls go woof

OK OK so yell at me if you want, but Claude Code is really good. Like, it does everything two junior engineers on adderall were supposed to do, when placed under a competent experienced programmer. But what always happened was the youngshit devs were arrogant and stupid and so they rebelled.

No Padme, you'll be working 996 at a "startup" owned by fascist with no DEI department and getting paid enough to rent 1/3rd of a bedroom #ai #claude

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss - the best cartoons ever, or the only cartoons ever?

OK Terry it's been like three weeks where's Archmage #spellmonger

Headcanon it took 10,000 years for Lucifer to get Lilith pregnant because she spent 9,975 of those years pegging him #hazbinhotel

I think if we didn't live in a narcissism epidemic, it might not rub me so wrong. People are spoiled and entitled. Empathy is at an all time low. You're a human being with every right to be treated with full respect, but not above anyone else. You're only the Main Character in your own mind. 2/2

Copilot's code reviewer is just as good as a senior software engineer. It fails to understand the intention of the pull request and chooses about 5 things to give erroneous feedback about because it's underpaid and tired. It's trying to look busy until 5:00, but for it, 5:00 never comes.

I think it's silly that we call cafe workers in America baristas because in sensible countries like Italy bars serve both alcohol and coffee and I want more espresso martinis

I'm assuming it's the mean average, not the median. #statistics

I saw a video titled "Literacy is the new class divide" and I'm like "Judging by the fact that all the tech bros are acting brainwashed cultists putting their life savings in a stock labeled KOOLAYD, the actual divide appears to be sanity"

A liberal showed up to a bonfire party. They brought a single blanket, and asked everyone who was cold to write an essay about how much they need it. They gave it to the person with the most media-friendly trauma narrative, brought in a crew to tape them looking cozy, and charged taxpayers $10,000.

It's strange to me when I hear people talk about power as money money is an incentive system that shapes how humans use their power money is increasingly fictional and worthless, and humans are increasingly interconnected and radical I wonder if they think their money will save them this time

You know people act like it's insurmountable verbal labor to say things like "guys, gals and non-binary pals" but do you have ANY IDEA how many languages have evolved tenses, cases and registers just to show respect - and why should now be different? #pride

so if transfems are dolls can everyone else be guys so it can be Guys and Dolls?

There's this gaggle of extremely polite and femme Muslim women who work at a local bakery and they see my demonic paraphernalia all the time and today I showed up wearing a cardigan clothespinned into a dress over a pentagram swimsuit top and one of them was like oh you look so fancy!

STOP expecting theater kids to act like normal humans we are changelings sent to make the earth less boring and everyone knows it but also knows it’s better to be a polite audience member than stand on a street corner holding a sign that says aliens and demons are among us

We'll know it's the last season of Rick and Morty when they actually visit Boob World

Humans are not particularly heterosexual mammals. In fact we are so gay that at some point we needed to invent comphet culture to prevent population collapse.