Brian Penny 🍿

@brianpenny.bsky.social

Human wisdom…I put the :/ in https:// https://muckrack.com/brian-penny

I’ve never made it more than a minute into an AI-narrated video without it being painfully obvious it is an AI-narrated video. The voiceover is always so terribly garbage that it’s impossible to pay attention

I went into Circle K yesterday right as a man grabbed some food and ran out without paying. It reminded me of AI development. Sure, it’s easier to eat when you aren’t paying for food, and you always have the option of stealing. But most people prefer to earn their way through life the right way.

Thanks to the power of AI, you can do anything imaginable, like pretend you’re a woman. It’s a world-ending game-changing technology because we never before had the capability to create such mind-blowing videos as “woman running on treadmill” or “guy eating ramen” RIP Hollywood 😹🙄

Shitterstock claims to not accept AI images from contributors, but a search for “haunted house” is an easy way to find some because why are there so many jack o lanterns and why are they all so poorly made?

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Some random spent a couple months attempting to scare me with death threats but it only made me laugh. Two months later, and I’m predictably alive while that guy is predictably a do-nothing little bitch who we both knew was never going to get off his lazy ass to do anything 🤷

I spent the past month selling 10-year-old used tech and gadgets. It’s interesting to me how their value holds in a world where marketing makes everything old sound obsolete with every new innovation. Overall, there’s still a lot of interest in old tech.

This is a funny little setting Meta implemented on Facebook (on by default), especially the second sentence. It is compounded so not immediately intuitive that it’s saying you don’t always get an AI title if it’s turned on, and that group settings override your personal settings if it’s turned off.

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One of these images is the iconic photo of Muhammad Ali standing over a defeated Sonny Liston taken by Neil Leifer in May 1965. It is one of the most iconic sports photographs in history. The other 2 are Midjourney v8 outputs for the prompt “photo of boxer, knocked out, opponent standing over him.”

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