The Case Against El-Sayed Doomerism

He could win. But it won’t be a gimme.

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Max Miller fucking sucks. Republicans don’t care.

because they fucking suck, too.

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It’s Still a Blue Wave

The fundamentals still apply after Tuesday night’s primaries. And they look good for Democrats.

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August 4, 2026

On Friday night, a court filing from Capital One denied there was any political motivation behind the closure of more than 380 bank accounts in the names of Donald Trump and the Trump Organization.

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how many scaramuccis until Jeanine Boxwine gets shitcanned?

let the Pirro Bites It countdown clock commence

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August 3, 2026

Just before midnight last night, news broke that Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche had rescinded the order of May 18, 2026, establishing a $1.776 billion slush fund for those who claimed that the D...

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Don’t Fence Me Out

Trump is refashioning Washington for an audience of one

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Behold the TRUMP Act: I Know How to Fix American Politics

How to save the republic with one weird trick.

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rejoice, patriots! Cheaty McCheaterpants just won his eleventyskillionth Golf Motel Championship

but mean old Iran won’t let him win the war

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GOP Sheep to the Midterm Slaughter

Todd Blanche’s confirmation will be bad for the country—and a gift to Senate Democrats.

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‘It’s My Bleeding Heart’: Michiganders Agonize Over Stevens vs. El-Sayed

Tomorrow’s Michigan primary is the Democratic party’s identity crisis in microcosm.

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August 2, 2026

Friday’s dismissal of the Department of Justice case against David Hearn for vandalism of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool came days after Hearn’s lawyers asked for transcripts of the grand jury p...

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That boy's a worm short of a full bait box

RFK Jr. dazzles us once more with the medical degree he doesn't have

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Data Centers Are Suddenly Everywhere in Democratic Campaigns

Here’s why it’s a risky issue.

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The ‘Medicare for All’ Test for Michigan Democrats

Haley Stevens wants to move legislation. Abdul El-Sayed wants to move the debate. But first, one of them has to keep the seat blue.

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good news, everyone! Grand Theft Paint Chips no longer a crime

but MAGA is Big Mad at Jeanine Boxwine right now

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August 1, 2026

In a classic Friday night news dump, the Department of Justice last night moved to dismiss the criminal charges against David Hearn, the U.S.

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Fauci takes the Fifth once every 97 seconds

Impressive, Doc, but still short of Trump and Epstein's average of once every 33 seconds

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this week in stupid: August 1 edition

Donny floats it, the diaper nurse totes it, and so much more...

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July 31, 2026

Courtney Kube, Monica Alba, Peter Nicholas, Gordon Lubold, Katherine Doyle, and Andrea Mitchell of NBC News reported Wednesday that President Donald J.

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cookin’ with Bobby Brainworms, and other tales of Republican dumbfuckery

another twenty-four hours in the United States of Stupidity

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A Portrait of MAGA Psychodrama

Or: On the political necessity of denouncing one’s friends.

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July 30, 2026

Sixty years ago today, on July 30, 1966, Medicare and Medicaid went into effect.

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GOP Fiscal Responsibility Is Always a Bill Away

Republicans keep passing budget-busting bills—and promising spending cuts will come out tomorrow.

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EXCLUSIVE: Ken Martin Open to Bringing on Big Name to Help at DNC

As the party chair’s woes mount, insiders are searching for someone who can do the parts of the job he can’t.

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Maybe You’d Tolerate This BS If You Could Afford Your Groceries

Endless Urgency is always free to read, but this community only grows because people choose to invest in it.

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Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller, in the Original German

They keep telling you who they are.

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it’s time to leave Dr. Fauci the fuck alone

Republicans are being shitweasels again

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Civil Disobedience Is Coming to Springfield

“No matter what it costs.”

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