Are you related to Gimley ?

Yes lad

Watching a Quiet Place again. Great series of films. Why did no one think of attaching huge ear muffs to the noise-attracted monsters?

Absolutely no one wants a slice of this #runwithbri

I'm here to kick arse and chew bubblegum and the Asda is all out of Wrigleys lad

Any chance of a walk lad or do I just walk myself these days ?

90 minutes with a webchat trying to cancel my rolling contract with Vodafone, got booted . Two phone calls that got cut off after ten minutes. I cancelled the direct debit and got a call from an actual person at Vodafone asking me why I'd cancelled my direct debit. Can't fault customer service A+

Norway's Football Federation has donated the entire ticket profit from FIFA World Cup against Israel to humanitarian relief efforts in Gaza, saying it could not remain silent in the face of civilian suffering. the total donation 4.5 million Norwegian kroner, going to Doctors Without Borders

I'll be in Hillsborough at 1 if any wools want to try and make a name for themselves.

Have we had a Christian Nogood yet ? I'm a bit behind here.

Dr John Reed@drjohnreed.bsky.social · yesterday

Christian Norgaard He will be a cracking signing

Tagging for anyone wearing Nike webs. Not before time tbh.

Evertonians when they see the team sheet for the first game of the season .

@ttflowers.bsky.social · 2d ago

Purple veins erupted across his flesh, radiated out of dense nodes The nodes swelled, his body became a lumpy purple mass, puffed up Clothing and swollen nodes ruptured, parallel rows of purple discs grew up from within, they dried and crumbled as they rose, as did the purple form of Amadou’s body

Had a debate with the Mrs earlier about which prison film has the fella using nail clippers to start digging a tunnel. I said Shawshank and she said Escape from Alcatraz. I googled it and discovered she was right but I told her I was right. It's the small wins that matter.

First time Dogs wear boots is funny 🤣 pet boots are good for paw protection on hot cement or snow/ice. It takes a little while but they get used to them.

Racist patients should be fucked off and tell them they have to go private in future.

Unofficial Guardian (UK) Bot@guardian-uk-rss.bsky.social · 2d ago

NHS radiographers report rise in overt racist abuse by patients

Tonight I learned some Kopites still use the word Neverton like it's 1972.

World class right back incoming

When will these people learn. Allow the Gobshites in and everything collapses.

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

Derby Lodge eatery in Huyton is closing for good on September 3rd. No point living now.

I'm on a month long cinema ban after threatening to fill in two fellas talking during Spiderman. Apparently "Will you shut your fucking swill holes I'm trying to watch the film here" isn't an opening line that encourages compliance . The games gone.

Is right lad #walkwithbri

Now we're talking

I've no idea who we've signed and I've no idea if they are shite or not. As long as I can have a pint, spin a few wool jaws, call the ref a cunt and boo my team I'm good. I support Everton and this is what we do.

I'll be in Sheffield 6 in an hour. Is it too much to expect someone might want a straightener in Morrisons car park?

The Man United scarf was the giveaway, right?

Pre season training and I'm not fucking around this season. #runwithbri

I'm back in the saddle with Bri's 5 bean curry, lads.

No more needs saying.

Barry Yerma. On that basis alone he'll do for me.

New Spiderman film was absolutely shite. Like watching every Dyche home game in black and white while listening to a book narrated by Phil Neville. In fairness I think all superhero films are shite but this one was particularly fucking tedious.