Well on the upside we haven't had as many bot accounts asking for access today. *Touches all the wood in the house*

Before I go into work I have to ask myself, is this going to be a hell day or is everyone going to be chill about the fact their systems aren't working?

Thanks to @NickGates for the thoughtful birthday/Halloween gift.

Walking through a misty wood on my way to deliver baked goods to my sick mother. If I go missing the big bad wolf may be the prime suspect.

So this weekend I up-cycled a skirt out of a blanket. Yes, it has pockets.

Speed the word. Next year I'm handing out full size chocolate bars

Trying my hand at pumpkin carving this year. Not something we normally do in this country. The last time I tried I was so young my dad had to do the cutting because I was too young to be trusted with the knife.

A Special message from Ben and Adam on the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. RSVP. https://pod.link/1078225050/episode/NmFlM2M5YTIzOWM3MWFkMTc0NDk4ZTI3

Wait, wait, hold up a second. I just found out that lemons are not a natural fruit but a deliberately cultivated hybrid between citron and a bitter orange. Guys! Life didn't give us lemons we made them ourselves!

At the hospital waiting for the gf to finish her infusion (routine stuff don't worry). The NHS needs to install Xboxes or something for the waiting rooms.

Why do my work apps keep asking me how likely I am to recommend them to a friend? It's always very unlikely. I don't know about you guys but the Microsoft office suite of products aren't normally topics of conversation when we are at the pub.

Ok I'm back, what did I miss

It's not quite done because all the shadows and such are going to be made by actual lighting once I build them into a proper display. The Genevieve and Eleanor models are just painted. I'm very new to this model painting so be kind. Saint Celestine is […] [Original post on friendsofdesoto.social]

Let me be the first to wish @NickGates a happy birthday. The chu chu dance is not mandatory today but if it becomes a Chu Chu Chu dance, well...

Came home late from work to find that my fridge freezer had stopped working. Less than a month after my oven broke. No wonder my wallet is full of moths.

There is something to be said about the Tory conference impeding my way into work but I'm too tired to work out what it is.

This recipe says to chill in the fridge overnight. But I don't fit in the fridge

It's that time again. Pizza and star trek!

Today's adventure shall be escorting (and likely translating to standard English) Italians around the black country living museum. Pictures to follow if I remember

Happy hobbit day to those who celebrate

I have a rule that I only regularly drink hot chocolate between the autumn and spring equinox. Mostly as a way of enjoying the changing of the seasons. This year though I am really craving hot chocolate l. I may have to start early. Then again there's just a week to go

I'm thinking that I need to go to the shop to get some extra veggies for dinner. The question is do I suspend my diet and by a metric fuck ton of chocolate and cake?

I think my luck maybe about to turn around. A septuple leaf clover! #futurama

My line manager and I just made a new game that turned a boring safety meeting into a hilarious adventure. So as with most meetings lately, all images were generated by ai. The game is essentially this, spot the ai fuck up and type it into your private teams chat before the other person. There […]

When is the worst time to realise your oven is broken? I don't know but right when you think your baked potato should be done is quite bad

Oh hey ennui. I would say it's nice to see you but that would be a lie

Well... Fuck

To birthdays in a row! Today let us raise our blood wine to honourable @howiecohen A good source tells that he's age ends with a 0 today so I hope there will be much rejoicing

Attention FoD! Today is our overworked chief engineer's birthday. If you want to contribute to the running of the Hood (and the every increasing bar tab) don't forget to make a special birthday donation. https://ko-fi.com/scarves# And, thanks to time shenanigans, let me be the first to wish […]

And now I'm only one week behind on pod. Urgh, I need a holiday