Having a Police song stuck in your head should be called “getting stung”
BrobertBreadman
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Lefty Jew, working in the Labor Movement. Not as funny as I think I am. Came for the relative lack of fascists. Staying for the shitposts and cats
A decade plus of working in the labor movement has taught me one thing. It should be 100% legal to push anyone who use the phrase “team player” in a workplace setting off the roof. I am currently uncertain if it should be legal not to.
My (indoor only) cats somehow managed to get a bird into the house
“Why is the first aid kit wet?” is not a question I expected to have to ask today
There’s an outside possibility that I am wrong on this, but I don’t think anyone who has ever used the word “urgent” in an email has ever experienced an actual emergency
Ok, look. I think we all know Macklemore is our Kid Rock. But their Kid Rock is actual Kid Rock.
Jesus Christ, people. If someone is a key reason why the rest of us can’t have health care, OF COURSE it’s ok to laugh at them in their final days.
We should treat people who go to see this movie like they are scabs crossing a line
Sherrilyn Ifill@sifill.bsky.social · last mo.Perfect. Perfect.
If more than a year has passed since the release of a season, you must put out a series recap one week before you put out the next. That is the law.
This is, without question, the best political meme ever made
As a society, we abandoned cargo pants because we stopped believing people deserved a comfortable place to keep their keys
Having a boomer parent in the age of AI feels like what having a toddler must have in the age when humans weren’t at the top of the food chain
Does anyone else feel like sometimes this regime’s comically epic public fuckups are the only reason to get out of bed in this fascist hellscape?
Ghostly Bree@mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 2mo agoOh wow. This is a thing. That apparently ... Happened?
Ok, so there was definitely a time when uber had a convenance advantage over medallioned taxis. Those days are hardcore over. Taxis now have an app, but also the ability to old-fashioned hail. Uber has zero advantage over real taxis. Try it once and you will be a convert, I 100% guarantee
I want to drive to Michigan right now just so I can wag my finger at a centrist and go “tsk tsk! Circular firing squad!”
It’s a shame we started using the term “Enshittification” before we knew all the anti-diarrhea agencies would get shut down
My wife just asked if I wanted to watch the new episode of House of the Dragon. Instead of answering with a simple, normal person yes or no, I sang the entirety of Trogdor. And yet, this woman loves me enough to share a bed.
So do we just need to start telling them we’re all getting off to the nazi shit they refuse to take down?
Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 2mo agoa bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...
For the past couple of weeks, at every restaurant or take out spot where I order something with lettuce, the server makes some sort of joke like “going for it, huh?” Or “wow, brave!” I get it, but, like, can we not reference explosive diarrhea at this exact moment?
One of the hidden pitfalls of being a millennial professional is that no matter what your profession is, one of your chief job duties will be explaining how tracked changes work, forever.
Happy “Shoot a nazi officer twice in the head and then live to 100” day to all who celebrate
Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 3mo ago#OtD 23 Jul 1944 19-year-old French resistance fighter Madeleine Riffaud saw a Nazi officer walking in Paris. She took out her gun and shot him twice in the head. Captured by French collaborators, she survived a concentration camp and lived to age 100 stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9570...
The drumbeat against Krasner right now is the real life version of what the roided up Rogan-lefties thought was happening to Plasner. You have to be terminally Dick Wolf-pilled to genuinely buy the Innocence Project as the lynchpin in a villainous conspiracy
how's it going, you ask? Well, I just tore a foam stress ball in half.