girl I’m good at what I know how to make but for some reason every time I try to something fancy with wontons it’s a fail lmao. I’m finna go back to treating it like chips
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embarking my thirties and being publicly stressed out about it. plus a teeny bit of whining about my dating woes as well as GI issues. lowkey an activist. 📍ATX
I’ve been confusing Cyndi Lauper and Cindy Crawford for last two damn weeks. Girl! 🤭 imagine my surprise when I saw that Cindy Crawford’s wiki page doesn’t even MENTION her (nonexistent) singing career.
my notifications look like I’m a damn influencer, but whatever I say is usually hilarious so it’s all “likes” 🤭 I fear I may not be tapping into my full potential as a content creator lol.
in all my favorite pictures of me, my face was puffier because I was eating more trash. my body can’t tolerate most of what I was eating, so I’m healthier which is great… but I need to get my face round again STAT!!! What do I do?!
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The right always talmbout strength and masculinity, while I have never seen a bigger group of bitches in all my days—from your leader down to the last voter Fuck all y’all
They are never going to get angry enough to do anything because that’s not the strategy. They are willing to die slower to make sure you die first.
🤭 I’m not sure why I’m so happy. I think it’s because I had candy today.
girl ever since I tasted coconut aminos I put the shit on everything. 🤭
Ed Sheeran bitch ass lost all his opening acts. Good.
getting stomped out by Macklemore and Ms. Rachel in the same day is some shit you would've read about only on Tumblr or Wattpad if this were still a reasonable space-time continuum.
Thank YOU. I’m so sick of these damn birds asking us when we’re gonna let go of what happened to Rihanna and Karrueche. Seems to me that they’re the ones who can’t get past it because that’s not even what we’re talking about half the time 🤭
Leeloo Multipass@tiatalks.blacksky.app · 2w agoYou don’t even have to go back that far. Chris Brown committed a crime this year 😂
We aint finna let nobody call us monkeys let alone yall! We will beat your ass!
us, and WE do not tolerate disrespect by people who are only here through our work. We dont tolerate it from them so we dont know what makes yall think we will tolerate it from yall. Yall not getting shit w/o us because THEY DONT OWE YOU SHIT WITHOUT US.
That clip from Van articulates very well what Black Americans have been saying. Your experience as an immigrant and/or a POC does not compare to ours. These white people OWE US SOMETHING. They dont owe yall shit. Your payment is getting to come here which WE secured. You are never going to skip
We got ONE Black President. ONE and yall think that means that everybody gets a turn now. NO! It took us 400 years to get that one!
I need a drink and a dog. I’m not gonna get either, especially not while I’m living in this shoebox but I think my main problem here is I’m bored. I leave work at work and then come home to be bored. Most of my bad decisions in people directly stem from being bored. So clearly I need a hobby.
It's such a wrap on getting spoken to with any kind of disrespect.
(I keep forgetting other people can see what I be saying lmfao. But shout out to everybody that can relate. also, I’m so sorry that nigga/bitch/motherfucker did you like that. You did not deserve that.)
I be playing, but I think I’m done with Miss Girl this time. Like all this extra shit she’s been doing lately, she can have it. I’m fucking over it.
one thing ima do is remind you of what you said to me on June 9th, 2023. then ima say “I knew you were full of shit”. now you mad at me. you should’ve been real from jump then I wouldn’t clock you, no matter how far down the line it is.
I understand that people can have however many kids they want. I am also still very surprised people go past three, on PURPOSE! Whew! Shout out to yall!
Not realizing that if the world benefitted us, it would benefit everyone else. Nobody Black wants your fucking jobs. We just want to pay our bills, take care of our families and be left alone. Meanwhile, the REAL VILLAINS steal from your pockets daily. Idiots.
KMJeezy@kmjeezy.bsky.social · 3w agoHad every law against us and still we rose. Here yall go with the whole world thinking you set the moon and still broke
(Shouldn’t have to say this but no you shouldn’t call Hakeem Jeffries a monkey because you disagree with his politics.)
I want to make sure everyone in the city is aware that SUNY Downstate operates a large and extremely skilled LGBTQ and gender affirming care clinic, and we have repeatedly reiterated our intention to go to jail before we stop.
Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 3w agoBREAKING: The U.S. Department of Justice announced on Friday that it reached an “agreement” with Mount Sinai Health System in which it will “cease providing” gender-affirming medical care to minors and dedicate $2 million to providing care to those “suffering harmful consequences” of such care.
Every day I’m reminded the general public is stupid. Like, I’m not even trying to be mean. They are just intellectually stunted.
why do people insist on using the term “biological man/woman” when “male” and “female” are RIGHT there?
the funniest thing to me about unlearning shit in real time is how when you share it with people, they think you’re trying to push something.