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@broktovite.bsky.social
18 y/o artist who likes racecars, space, and stickfigures oh, and drum corps (I'm a tuba player) https://broktovite.carrd.co/
i too wonder how jon bois' brain works. im sure there's something different in there...like i think it has wrinkles, unlike all of ours.
According to a report from Jordan Bianchi of The Athletic, Homestead-Miami Speedway is expected to host 2026 #NASCAR Championship Weekend. tobychristie.com/nascar/cup-s...
Report: Homestead-Miami Speedway Expected to Host 2026 Championship Weekend
Homestead-Miami Speedway is expected to host 2026 NASCAR Championship Weekend, per a report from Jordan Bianchi of The Athletic.
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physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go
well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me
this definitely would have made it into my documentary about guys named bob if i’d known about it. what a beautiful moment of bob solidarity
Bob Uecker discussing when he and Bob Gibson got fined by the Cardinals... For holding hands in the team picture. 🤣🔊
RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.
me: html holidays for $200 ken jennings: This spring holiday uses a play on words to celebrate a film franchise based in a galaxy far, far away. me: trick or treat ken jennings. No. me: what is trick or treat me: or i mean what is halloween ken jennings. No. me: i wish there were other contestants
just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why
if you get hurt so bad you need the cart you should be able to stay in the game and just drive around in the cart
comms open, starting slow to kinda figure out how many slots i should do...or if i even need slots...its whatever :) broktovite.carrd.co
doin a minor design change on roni and im obsessed with how adorable she looks here.
atheists do not celebrate new year's day as they do not believe in years. i do not share their lack of belief, but i respect it. it takes all types of people to make the world turn
Under the lil thing I posted when I turned 18 that suddenly got the most internet exposure I’ve ever experienced, I almost said “omg hit tweet” but then I realized
if you have dreams of playing in the nfl someday, the good news is that it doesn't really require any skill. you can just head out there and dick around for a few hours and odds are you'll do just fine