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18 y/o artist who likes racecars, space, and stickfigures oh, and drum corps (I'm a tuba player) https://broktovite.carrd.co/

physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go

me: html holidays for $200 ken jennings: This spring holiday uses a play on words to celebrate a film franchise based in a galaxy far, far away. me: trick or treat ken jennings. No. me: what is trick or treat me: or i mean what is halloween ken jennings. No. me: i wish there were other contestants

just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that

it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why

atheists do not celebrate new year's day as they do not believe in years. i do not share their lack of belief, but i respect it. it takes all types of people to make the world turn

if you have dreams of playing in the nfl someday, the good news is that it doesn't really require any skill. you can just head out there and dick around for a few hours and odds are you'll do just fine