People who take a sip of your drink before you're done chewing your food...who hurt you?

So there's now a Christmas Carol cinematic universe starring the world's worst person. First the prequel, even though the book is its own fucking prequel (is the ghost of Christmas past a JOKE to you, Depp??)

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

Why is it apparently impossible to tax the fucking rich in this country??

Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 2w ago

"Burnham signals cuts to pay for spending pledges" Times front page main headline

Oh my God, we broke Keir Starmer

Natalie Nunn & Adore Nunn Laughing Hysterically

ALT: Natalie Nunn & Adore Nunn Laughing Hysterically

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s. e. smith@sesmith.lol · 2w ago

I’m sorry but this was posted by Kier Starmer’s actual verified account and I am DECEASED my brother in Christ I just…was his social media person just like grip it and rip it or what

I have mortally offended my cat because I threw out the old scratch post that he had absolutely ripped to shit and ruin and bought him a brand new and more expensive scratch post. How I can love with myself after this he will never know

Get out of my house you cunt This is a message for the dickhead fly that's been buzzing around my ceiling for four hours and refusing to fly out of the clearly open window.

I've decided to run for political office and, when I inevitably become prime minister, I will have a cabinet made entirely of transgender, communists. In this way, I will fix Britain.

Andy Burnham on being totally different from Keir Starmer

Simpsons Mr Burns

ALT: Simpsons Mr Burns

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Wes Streeting in defence. Fucking shoot me

Oh great, Shabna Fuckin Mahmoud is still home secretary, I knew it was too good to be true. Ah well, was fun while it lasted

It's always a good day to see Rachel Reeves sacked

Burnham sacked Reeves and Lammy. No signs yet of a cabinet job for Streeting. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Of course the Argentina players are trying to punch the Spanish ones. Cheating and violence are their football culture.

Knowing the Donald Trump hates Spain is keeping me extra warm right now 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🏆🏆🏆🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

Spain won today, but so did football. Gracias Spain. 🇪🇸🏆

YESSSSS! 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

Come on Spain, hold on

TRY AND TAKE THAT GOAL AWAY YOU CHEATING BASTARDS. SPAIN KEEP YOUR COOL

Argentina didn't come to play football today, they came for penalties secure in the knowledge that FIFA would bail them out until they got there

That was a goal goddammit

VAR??? VAR???

That is a fucking goal all day long. Fucking Argentina

17 year old Palestinian footballer Fadi Nassan was killed by Israeli settlers. Is that included in FIFA’s football unites the world?

RTVE Noticias@rtvenoticias.rtve.es · 2w ago

Muere un futbolista de la selección palestina sub-17 tiroteado por colonos israelíes dozz.es/co07n2

They couldn't tell, so they made us feel safe to tell the world and then targeted us. It's smart, in a leopard seal hiding under the ice shelf for penguins kinda way, but psychotic sociopathy in a human psychology sense

Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 3w ago

Starting to feel like they lured us all out of our closets with crazy things like rights just so they could find us all to bash.

How dare the BBC advertise the licence fee in the middle of the world cup final when their punditry has been so fucking shit.

Oh god, now they've dragged the Muppets into this mess

Justin Bieber is playing acoustic guitar in the middle of the word cup final.

This half time show is fucking unbearable.

If Spain wins I will buy any Spanish person I meet a pint for the next year