Sadgirl McBoobs™
@brookass-tweets.bsky.social
boudoir photography, madness and/or jokes * accept no substitutes * this is a twitter archive account only * it will never follow anyone or make new posts * NSFW, minors DNI
ok wait so posts on mastodon are called TOOTS?! 🤣🤣🤣 that's what my family calls farts!! hard pass
it should be illegal for a doctor to explain anything to you or make you agree/sign anything within 2 hours of waking up from anesthesia
my husband is alternating between intense snoring and deep sighs in his sleep and it's really starting to piss me off. I feel simultaneously judged and put upon
why is there no tick box in settings to hide all sports forever from my Twitter pls
why is there no way to see everything trending EXCEPT fucking sports? something like 9 out of 13 categories in trending are NBA or football. I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPORTS & I NEVER WILL!! SPORTS HAS ITS OWN FUCKING CATEGORY OF FILTER!! WHY DOES IT ALSO HAVE TO SHOW UNDER TRENDING?
ah, 3:28 am, perfect time for my nervous breakdown
my family & I were seated next to the Olsen twins at dinner tonight. my sister knew but she didn't say anything bc she didn't want *us* to embarrass *them*. then my stepmother saw Kelly Ripa in the stairwell. everybody was mad impressed except me. I couldn't care less!!! 🤣🤣🤣
the sheer amount of rage I feel when I should have been in bed 3 hours ago and my stupid body is complaining because I've been sitting in the same position playing Civ 6 since midnight cannot be underestimated
me: I just wish I could have all 4 cats on the bed with me at once, no fighting my husband: it's good to have aspirations
back on my bullshit* *lying in bed farting endlessly
every time I go to PetSmart I have to stop myself from buying a LAERGE fish tank bc I don't need that hassle... but 🐠🐟🐡🐠
me after finishing Space Force season 2 and learning Netflix declined to renew it #SpaceForce #SaveSpaceForce #wtf #hashtag
it's real foreign body sensation time; whomst up
nothing like going on Twitter and seeing my only notification is just some generic "recommended for you" bullshit. really makes me feel special!
there are times when, in a certain melancholy type of mood, you find yourself wanting someone to Think You Are Cute
got some new supplements that claim to help with eye dryness, but the instructions say take FOUR of these giant fucking capsules daily for 8 weeks before expecting to feel any improvement so RIP my eyeballs and/or vision
these are my version of late night crazy texts 🤣🤣🤣
the sideways crying laughing emoji is so much better than the straight up and down one 🤣🤣🤣 hey I don't make the rules
not my husband putting spaghetti in the compost bowl 🤣🤣🤣
so tired my eyes are crossing , yet still scrolling Twitter dot com what am I hoping to see?
smonked a little weird weed for the first time in forever and had one (1) drink, so of course I had a low blood sugar episode and almost threw up. just in case you were wondering if I'm still cool