I just watched Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie and holy hell I laughed so much. My face hurts from smiling so much Now I have to watch the damn show (I can’t believe I’d never seen it). I am a NEW FAN

From Wrestlegasm to Paw Patrol, a journey to an evening of peak Big Brother Put your hands up on my hip, when I flip, you flip, we flip #bb28

My Sliding Doors moment was just discovering an unopened message from my agent in 2012 about a “fun opportunity” and it’s for a haunted house

had a routine wellness check, and my doctor, who was tall, raised the examination chair high off the ground so he could check things out while standing… like the standing desk equivalent of a doctors visit. It had been a while but I was like IS THIS HOW WE DO THIS NOW (legs dangling)

Sitting outside of Wrigley in my car, watching the game on a delay while also hearing the sounds from the field, is a full sensory experience

Screenshot this the other day and I’m still laughing about it

She lies and says she’s in love with him Can’t find a WICKER MAAAAANNNN

Catching up on episodes, and I am in desperate need of a Wrestlegasm 85 tshirt #BB28

my kid: can I have a root beer? me: It’s late, so I’d rather you didn’t have caffeine and I think we only have Barq’s my kid: actually, all we have is Bang’s root beer me: Bang’s??? my kid: here look, BANG’S

Why yes I’m having a lovely evening unwinding from the week by watching a TikTok account where a woman recaps episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark with what can only be described as “despondent vocal fry” and it’s so good

If you are at iO fest this weekend, I’ll be cohosting a Jackbox Games panel show that you should absolutely check out. Or I’ll see you at the bar 😎

When you eek out one more than the recipe calls for, you get a New York lonely cookie

My 10yo took a cardboard box, decorated it, cut a hole in the top, and told me that it was a place to put all of her opinions on her favorite books and shows My kid made a healthy version of the internet

wanna reach peak Chicago summer mode? Eat Pequods pizza in 90 degree weather, by the way, their ac went out two weeks ago. Guaranteed glow up

sure, Magic: The Gathering is cool but have you tried Magic: The Cancelled Plans

Why do you watch Big Brother? Oh, it’s a social experiment where you really get to see human behavior under a microscope Also, in the first episode this season, a velociraptor threw an iconic player into a volcano and she canonically declared dead by the host #bb28

Meow Meow Enterprises will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY #BB28

watching the sea hag episode of widows bay with my 13yo (woman knocking on loftis’ door) 13yo: ooooo… vampire me: this whole episode is about a sea hag 13yo: she could still be a vampire me: were you listening earlier 13yo: just saying… vampire

Told my family I bought some pints of Jeni’s ice cream on sale and they tried to guess the flavors My favorite guesses: Beach Ball Parsley & OJ Falafel Gummi Bear Feet Knife

It’s all fireworks and no fireplay around here and I’m sick of it

I love love loved Iceboy! I genuinely could’ve watched the “spell it out” bit for two solid hours. Nothing better than incredibly smart stupid comedy

Going to see Iceboy! the musical tonight and I’m just giddy about it

at least once a month I think about “Larry, I’m on Ducktales”

Watched the Jimmy awards and my theatre nerd heart exploded and I want to thank every school and community theatre director from my youth who buckled when I kindly asked them to “please let me dance” and “just put me in the back” and “you can take the dancing away if I’m that bad”

happy fathers day or night before the jimmy awards to those that celebrate

A fun game to play while watching Widows Bay is BIT OR LORE. I think people are dissecting a lot of silly details that are throw away bits HOWEVER sometimes bits become lore and honestly I just love that it’s making people excited to talk about good television

Get your sunset cocktails/chicken parm/coconut cream pie ready. It’s Widow’s Bay finale drop night. SERVE THE PUNCH NOW

Spending quality time backseating my 13yo while he plays my favorite game for the first time #INSCRYPTION

Hold onto your hats fellas, it’s Sunday night and I’m online shipping for tankinis and ant traps

When I went into the backrooms, I looked and there was only one set of footprints… because they were mine and I was fucking lost in the backrooms