You can’t get rid of us man. We run this place!

❝ 𝙄 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩'𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 . . . ❞

𝙟𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙩@awisewasp.bsky.social · 12mo ago

“ Yo! You is in safe hands! Calm down girl. These people gonna think I’m kidnapping you. “ Luckily for her they would arrive in the nick of time. Descending softly he’d place her down. “See? That wasn’t so bad.”

“ What? You think I’m dunking on them too hard? I’m just sayin’ man. “

YᗩᗷO TᕼE ᑕᒪOᗯᑎ@yabotheclown.bsky.social · 12mo ago

"Well, I don't know."

“ You good? Remember. Just breathe! Pretend you’re on a very high swing! “ He couldn’t go any slower or else they’d just be hanging in mid-airs. She would have to get used to it!

“ My ass! You be seeing the things they be making? Ain’t no way they on a budget. These dudes got no style. “

YᗩᗷO TᕼE ᑕᒪOᗯᑎ@yabotheclown.bsky.social · 12mo ago

"Maybe they're on a tight budget."

I apologize for my rude spirited remarks towards you villains… it’s just.. you guys really do stink sometimes. Like really bad.

Breath mints too. Y’all stink.

“ Alright but if you ever feel like throwing up lemme know immediately okay? I’m serious. Washing this suit is expensive! “ With an arm around her waist they’d immediately fling up into the air! He made sure not to go too fast.

Some of these villains cannot dress man. If I’m gonna be fighting you at least make me look somewhat good!

卄卂丨ㄥ 匚ㄖ几ㄒ尺卂

"𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻. 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗶𝗿𝗰𝘂𝘀."

Do you want me to uh- like swing you there? I don’t really get to do the whole spider-man civilian swing stuff very often. I’m good! Like? Okay I did almost drop a cat this one time but I was just starting out!

The catch is that the ice cream machine may or may not be broken.. so no dessert after. Sorry!

Anyone up for some pizza? I’ll pay!

“ Woah! You know your stuff big dude. You’re invited to the coo— actually… Let me think that over. “

“ …Did you get bitten by a radioactive bat, Tio? “ Yeah this wasn’t freaky at ALL!

— 𝑪𝑰𝑹𝑶@cruzdecarneylucero.bsky.social · last yr.

"𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗯𝘂𝘁... 𝗜 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴." Massive bat hanging from the ceiling.

Halloween is over, so how about we decide what’s the best thanksgiving sides?

“ Kekekekekekekekek. “ His fingers mimicked a spider crawling. “ Okay but on a serious note what the heck are you trying to tell me right now? “

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · last yr.

"Skee?" A look of surprise. "Kekekekeekekekekekeke sreekreekekekeke."

" 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍! 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎! " #OWRP || #MVRP

𝐒𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫! 𝐀𝐬 𝐈 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞!@null-nemesis.bsky.social · last yr.

“ Hol’on! Let me try…uh. SKEE SKEE SKEE SKEE KEKEKEKEKE SKREEE? “

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · last yr.

"Skreee ree kekekekekekeke Kreee?"

I’m starting to think this isn’t a costume..

“ Andd there goes my eardrums! Thanks a lot Pete. “ He landed on the other side of the rooftop. “ How’d you even produce that noise? You’re really getting into the role! I can respect that. “

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · last yr.

"SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEEEE!"

Was this an actual costume or was he supposed to come in and put a stop to this…?

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · last yr.

Is a rampaging Man-Spider, Spidering all over the city and leaving his gunky webs willy nilly.

Yeah, I’m becoming friends with every super hero I meet. So what?

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 ─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ── ── .✦ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 ── .✦ 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝 ── .✦ 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 ─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ── 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 ♡ + ⟳

𝔸𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕠𝕟@lastkingofatlantis.bsky.social · last yr.