Absolutely welded to the couch. I've been trying to get up for the last 30 mins. Might just sleep here tonight. #melbmara
Broth E Ramos
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Highly skilled ponderer. Melbourne native via 4 stints in England. Seasoned globetrotter. Girldad. Bikes, barbells and beers. Sportsball barracker. Pun appreciator. Thinks a lot about food. Emerging cynic.
Job done. Not quite the time I was after, but I didn't stop to walk and kept moving. Very tough conditions today, hot AF and windy. 2:26. Was aiming for 2:10 or better. Next time 👊😎 #MelbMara
Nice one South Melbourne! Tremendous penalties and keeping. Eat shit A League.
I've seen a few potholes today on the road, so I guess that means I'll need to vote for One Nation (via the Liberals). Damnit.
The winning 10km time at the Melb Mara today was 28:48. I can't even do 5km in that time 🤣.
Always good when you get a "can we have a quick chat on Monday" from a boss on a Friday with zero context. Look forward to carrying that around my brain like an anchor all weekend.
Sick. Just in time for the half marathon I've spent the last 4 months training for.
Thanks #LinkedIn for notifying me that it's some guy's birthday who I've never met or interacted with. Seems a good time to start, I'll get out the guitar now and record a Happy Birthday song for him.
Danny Daly is out of contention for the Lions job. Why else is up for it?
No one prepares you after 40 for the close relationship you will have with double strength Mylanta. Fried food? Mylanta. One too many coffees? Mylanta. A touch too much hot sauce? Mylanta. Ooooh, is that a 2012 vintage Pinot Noir? Mylanta.
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TBH I've never seen a Tesla without a few knobs inside.
Will Oremus@willoremus.com · 5d agoFun fact: Tesla went with a giant touchscreen instead of knobs for the Model 3 purely to save time and money. Knobs would have required spinning up a whole supply chain. The company spun it as a luxury feature and much of the industry followed suit. But it was always an inferior substitute.
Brisbane - "We need numbers to make it look like we searched broadly, can get get a few extras to pad it out a bit?" GM - "No probs, I have just the person in mind"......☎️ "Hello, Nathan, that you?"
Feedback seems to be overwhelmingly positive on this. The old drop-off ramp was long past it's use-by-date, jockeying for a spot at the curb had become a real wrestle.
ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 6d agoMelbourne Airport's new pick-up and drop-off zones meet passenger approval
I've finally hooked up our Robovac in the new house, but it still has the mapping of the old house in it (can't work out how to delete). And so it is confidently going full pelt into table legs and chairs without a worry in the world! Fortuntely it has now mapped the new house.
Looks like North Melbourne have settled on which coach they will sack next. Congratulations Jaymie Graham.
Death Taxes Nathan Buckley getting rejected for a job so quickly saying he's withdrawing from the process to save face. I wonder who's doing his references!
Happy 'how the fuck do I change the clock in the car again?' day, for those who celebrate. #DaylightSavings
Nothing quite like spending a day in the city after a week of panning the joint on 3AW.
Nothing quite like spending a day in the city after a week of panning the joint on 3AW.
Very pleased we hung onto Calsher Dear. We'll need him next year as Gunston and Chol wind down.
Feels like a bit of an own goal to banish these players from the club but still let them get awards. Grundy and Curnow far more deserving of this recognition, being great on AND off the field. Not a great example to set really.
Broth E Ramos@brotheramos.bsky.social · last wk.That's a cold post! No congratulations, just a brief explanation of why he won!
That's a cold post! No congratulations, just a brief explanation of why he won!
What a way to go out! Cue about 47 footy shows speculating on who will replace him, when it'll simply be one of his existing staff stepping up. Sorry footy media, that's probably a bit of a boring progression for you.
ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · last wk.Chris Fagan took a weary Brisbane Lions side from the bottom right to the very top of the AFL
How exciting. No more card surcharges. I mean sure, everyone has lifted their prices by 10% as a result but fuck yeah, no more surcharges. Note - this post may contain traces of cynicism.
There is a crop-duster on the train and everyone is looking at everyone suspiciously.
