Breaking - In unexpected turnaround, Slovenia's border said to resemble "dick pic" in new world map projection, experts confirm.
Bruce Denby
@brucedenby.bsky.social
Scientist. Author. Umlaut conjurer. Paris, France Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B004L2HZWE Recent articles: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2504.12447
Broken - Jarhead Kushinerd and Steve Whatsapp meet Valdemar Poontang in Ma's Cow Saloon. Film at 11.
Roger's sentiments evolved from physical discomfort to panic, then unreality, before settling into a kind of funereal gloom. Things, it seemed, were beginning to look up.
The mincemeat in the sweets The fig seeds that decay Between my teeth & make them crumble Won't put me off my pie Because I'll switch to apple crumble Before we say goodbye Dessert and I will be In love eternally That's the way The way it's meant to be apologies to HK Syndikat
Any day I don't fall down while putting on my trousers is a good day. Having a bad day ...
Well, We aint bought a garrulous monkey He talks all jagged and funky But he keeps bowlin' along Gettin' it wrong Every time!!!
Today we have AI's capable of creating songs that sound like a million others. In the old days we had to rely on guys like Shel Sylverstein and Marvin Hamlisch to give us that.
The journey from Alpha Centauri to Galaxy Center contained trillions of wormholes, meaning in practice that every fifteen minutes or so the starship had to be completely disassembled into pieces no larger than an atom and then re-assembled at the far end of the minuscule passage.
Munnyfore Nathan and Chick Sforfri are here for a visit, Effendi. That work for you?
DidYouKnow - Josey Wales actually worked in tandem with his cousin, The Outlaw Sefta Wales?
On this day 11 years ago the following was posted by yours truly: If you don't stir people from time to time, the curiosity settles out of them.
Forensic unit thought Brumwit had died trying to fake his own death, but then it turned out he'd only been pretending to be alive all along!
Jerrica knew how to get Budward's attention. She would weaponize weepin' eyes!!
Have just booked a tour of Paris in a sports car, with the warm wind in my hair!
"Who's in charge of the festivities?" asked Rajneesh at the Swami's Convention. "He who levitates is host," replied Pradip cryptically.
So that's gonna be obstler schnapps all around - leave the bottle - pitcher o' Mountain Dew back. Oh, and Manfred wants a gulasch und a seidl bier, separate checks.
If the plan is for robots that move more gracefully and rhythmically, it could be an opportunity for Black and Decker!
On this day ten years ago, the following was posted by yours truly: The king ordered all his subjects to stop obeying him immediately. Those who failed to do so would be put to death.
Streichwilde De Eiernsotte is here to see you, Effendi. Is this a good time?
HouseHoldHint - Pour 100 ml of warm water into each shoe before wearing, for a more aqueous deambulatory experience!
"Well I got 5 square millimeters o' rotten flesh here says you're wrong," decried Skinhuber parsimoniously.
CurrentlyAppreciating - Girl With Clam Chowder Headdress, Yuhaddus Frommheer, 1666!!
Breaking - Canada to exchange Saskatchewan for Nebraska and Mississippi and $11.4 billion. Saskatchewan to be renamed Trumpylvania.
Megalopolis Porkpuddle has arrived, Effendi. Long drinks on the terrace?
Philpot was destitute, but he allowed as what he'd never been able to sleep under a bridge. "Just can't get comfortable," he'd say.
There's a Mister Strawbroke De Kammelspach here to see you, Effendi. Shall I ask the groundskeeper to detain him?
Will spend the morning watching videos of humanoid robot fails!
"You'll have to excuse me," said Sedlitz, "I've been underwater for 17 millennia."