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babysitting a cartoon animal

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i think actually i was not built to have a "social life" or be a "member of society" should have been born 300,000 years ago probably

just broke up with my therapist

must be rly exhausting to be the kind of person who goes from obsessed with someone to hating them in a real tight timeframe. how about calm down damn

abt to watch evangelion for the first time and i suspect that i might hate it (??) ppl who know me do u think i'm abt to hate this

never going to happen but i wish porn artists would draw pussies w bush and maybe even sometimes varied labia. actively turns me off seeing the same vacuformed pussy 99% of the time

first day i get to just be at home in two weeks and i was so excited to sleep in but instead slept like shit and woke up rly early 🫩

i'll post on main later but this one was rly some trust the process shit

babysitting and he started howling at a fire truck and then i accidentally set him off again playing back a video of him howling. this is the feedback howl from hearing his own howl

going straight from long ass trip into long ass big sale all hands on deck weekend at my job

love when customers at my job think i'm my boss just bc they see us both as gay women with short hair. they come talking to me abt some random shit calling me her name and then get rly embarrassed when i'm like hi nice to meet you nooooo idea what ur talking abt

best pic of me from the wedding. my dad annoying me while i'm pinning a boutonniere

my mama and brudder 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 yay

i DID cry like a baby at my brother's wedding

i've seen it twice w my best friend who didn't know it was shelved until we told her immediately before the second watch so idk probably

Dylan Roth@dylanroth.bsky.social · 2w ago

What’s really gonna bake your noodle later on is: Would it still have been a hit if they hadn’t shelved it?

did the flowers for my brothers wedding last night w his fiancee 🥺 she grew most of them herself

insane pp wings interaction i had lady at the table next to us: excuse me.. what are you eating? me, gleeful: PP WINGS her: what? me: PP WINGS 😂😂😂😂 [points at them on her menu] PP WINGS her: oh. okay thank you. sorry to disturb you

buggy@brudgy.bsky.social · 3w ago

i'm back in town gettin the pp wings

i'm back in town gettin the pp wings

WREAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the second time ive gotten a sinus infection from trying to unpack shit from our old mouse infested apartment i need to slash our ex landlords tires

i got a sinus infection. does anyone wanna pay for my deviated septum surgery

buggy@brudgy.bsky.social · 3w ago

if i get a sinus infection the day before i leave for the trip home for my brother's wedding

tag urself i'm My Son Bob

if i get a sinus infection the day before i leave for the trip home for my brother's wedding

still haven't tried all of the fragrances from my etat libre d'orange set but they have one that's basically just vanilla and cumin (on me) and even tho cumin is very divisive for smelling rly bodily it smells soo fucking good to meeee. it's like if i smelled good when i was sweaty. musty ass

the day yoga with adriene's dog benji dies......... idk if i'm coming back from that

the best canterbury tale gotta be the one where someone pranks a friar by farting in his hand as a donation to be shared "equally among the friars" (hilarious) and then the friar (enraged) goes and vents to his friend and his friend is like "thats insane! how would you even possibly divide a fart!"