Spent hours in the astral. Flew around. Cast spells. Met incredible beings. Then I woke up, looked in the mirror, and immediately got body dysmorphia. Damn... back in this ape suit. 🧙♂️🐒
Faolan
@brujofaolan.bsky.social
40 Gay & Demi Buddhist- Vajrayana, (Gelug) Mage, Spirit Keeper, and Demonosopher. Living in the traditional & unceded territories of the Kwikwetlem First Nation 📌 I do not accept unsolicited art offers or commissions.
I don't want to die peacefully. I want my obituary to read: "Cause of death: Was encouraged to 'pspsps' one too many times. Witnesses described him as 'extremely feral.'" 🐾
www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...
Trump advisers tell AI firms they will not safety-test open-weight models
The Trump administration told AI developers on Tuesday that it will not put open-weight AI models through voluntary safety tests, according to two sources familiar with the discussions.
reuters.com
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US government fines OpenAI $3,200,000 for discriminating against American workers during hiring and favoring foreign temporary visa holders.
Can someone in the news media ask the U.S. President if he still believes America doesn't need Canadian lumber? I'm just wondering how that's working out for rebuilding homes in wildfire-devastated places like Spokane.
Every time a Christian tells me witches are evil but comments on every single post... The algorithm: "This user LOVES witchcraft." Him: "I'm here to rebuke them!" The algorithm: "Noted. Recommending 500 more witches." 😂
TRUMP IN MARCH: "The Strait of Hormuz is open." APRIL: "Open the f*cking Strait!" MAY: "We control the Strait." JUNE: "We don't need the Strait." JULY: "Iran should open the Strait." AUGUST: "The Strait will open tomorrow. Trust me."
During the pandemic, did you social distance? No, Did you wear mask, no? Did you get vaccinated, no? Then facui sounds like the worst dictator ever.
If a president can allegedly escape accountability for financial crimes, market manipulation, allegations tied to the Epstein files, defying the law, and even be found liable for sexual abuse and ordered to pay $88.3 million in damages... Then what exactly are laws for?
The difference between Iran and Vietnam is Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.
Con-bros: "Carney has to go!" Me: "Awesome. Who's your replacement?" *crickets* Turns out yelling at the Prime Minister is easier than finding a Conservative qualified to negotiate an international trade war. Who knew?
As a Canadian, I always considered Americans our brothers and sisters. Then you re-elected the Tangerine Menace. I know it wasn't all of you. But your administration has achieved the impossible: It made Florida look like it was just the tutorial.
Apparently Canadians are still irritating Americans. We'd apologize... ...but we're still waiting for an apology first. 🇨🇦🍁
🚨 TRUMP ISSUED THE WARNING. CANADA ANSWERED AN HOUR LATER. 🇺🇸 Trump at 5:00 PM: "You will find out soon what I have decided as punishment for the Canada wildfires."
BREAKING: A new poll released this morning reveals that Pierre Poilievre is less popular than explosive diarrhea.
Sooo we have a world class economist as a PM America has a NY conman Who knew this would happen?! "Canada’s trade surplus surges to a 4-year high of C$3.86 billion."
You are paying more. Billionaires are getting refunds. This is like a bad movie.
Well at least I don't have to deal with 32C/89.6F temperatures today then. Which is a nice trade off for the wildfire smoke. I can't stand the heat.
If the Justice Department just shielded the Trump Organization from paying more than $100 million in back taxes then what the Fuck are you lot paying taxes for???
Coworker: "Can you fix my husband's laptop? A Windows update killed it." Husband: "He's not an IT expert." He was about to pay a repair shop. I got the laptop, fixed it in under 2 minutes, didn't lose a single file, and handed it back.
www.ctvnews.ca/world/trumps...
25 states sue over Trump's new tariffs, calling them 'pretext' to replace his old ones
Twenty-five states sued the U.S. President Donald Trump’s administration Monday over its latest tariffs, calling them a pretext for replacing import taxes the Supreme Court struck down in February.
ctvnews.ca
