more ink & watercolors... #tav this time!

wtf is taffy apple salad the midwest is spiritually depraved

finished a great horned owl in the lab today. bittersweet because I'm relieved but I'll miss seeing her 🩷

2-2 for someone pulling their phone out at my job to ask AI for the answer to a question that i don't immediately have, me finding the answer faster than they can type it out and read it, them reading their answer to me anyway bc they weren't listening, and their answer still being wrong

i live

POV you are competing in a triathlon and these guys pass you

EMBRACE INTERNAL INCONGRUITY 🫵 YOU ARE NOT SIMPLE

why are other fully grown ppl sooo judgemental over stupid shit. sorry that i do whatever i want and like what i like and u are trapped in endless self conscious obsessive judgement cycle. skill issue

*slaps this on the table* read it and weep. mid leap action shot

have ppl been making porn of the meccha chameleon blob ppl

i wish i could post more abt things i'm doing/attending irl but one time someone who was a fan of my art told me "my fetish is shooting you in the face" and two separate local ppl who followed me have had delusions that i was going to kill them so i'm kind of lowkey paranoid now lol

COVER REVEAL! Art by @cupsofjade.bsky.social Arriving in just a few weeks, the Furry Found Footage After Dark Zine contains kinky cartoon art, comics, stories, and more from over 35 furry artists! All profits will go to OutFront Minnesota, the state's largest LGBTQIA+ advocacy organization.

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

i want to draw my horse sona more he is terrible <3 excellent art by birdloaf

growing a very popular variety of dwarf eggplant called "patio baby" (not growing it on a patio) and it's producing beautiful little fruit even tho it's been absolutely fucked by flea beetles so highly recommend

SAUERKRAUT

caring for some black swallowtails rn and 1) extremely cute caterpillars and 2) rly awesome chrysalises

i live

i love fresh tire smell remind me of eat popcorn at jiffy lube

people are rly planning on suiting outside this weekend at ac and its stressing me out lile thats gonna be dangerously hot within about 2 minutes

you can also draw a nice cat looking out a window

toonerman@dptoon.bsky.social · last mo.

image of me captured recently enjoying a treat

altering a 3d printed maimface base and this bitch looking like freakingstein's monsterrrrrr

This Saturday, I will be hanging from a harness attempting to make a turkey dinner. The table, turkey, food, and everything else will be hanging as well. Chat will have to vote on which way the ropes will pull me, as my toes will be just out of reach of the floor. It's Ropesgiving.