This is incredibly amazing 💙👇

"Oh God, they charge per thrust!?"

If you have the good fortune of coming across someone in one of these bad boys in the wild, I feel like it's a crime NOT to walk by and rip one

FINALLY, tupperware just for crackers!

We went through SO MUCH work finding Canada the perfect present, sent them a one of a kind SENTIENT POTATO, and now they're trying to send it back.