All I remember is Dr. Fauci saving the lives of millions and millions of Americans. Is that what MAGA is still so mad about?

Until this week, I had never spent more than a night in New York City. Five days later, I'm strutting around with all the arrogance and possessiveness of the Dutch elite trying to keep the Vanderbilts out of the opera.

Just so I understand modern political calculus, according to Trump, being anti-pedophile protectors makes someone a Communist. By all means GOP, you must run on THAT!

The heckler who called Trump a “pedophile protector” just did the work of 100 political consultants. Good on ya! You just condensed our midterm oppo message down to two words!

I know this take is super-obvious and about 380 years too late, but this New York City place is really awesome.

It’s about to turn midnight on the East Coast. That means 545 days of the 2nd Trump presidency have passed. And he still hasn’t released the Epstein files. Clock is still ticking.

Donning our Dodgers’ gear behind enemy lines. But it’s cool. I’m told Philly people are famously welcoming to visiting fans in rival colors. 😳😳

Cheeto Hitler’s poll numbers have cratered. A Democratic midterm sweep would inevitably lead to House oversight & legal jeopardy. So, he does what he always does: sows doubt in our electoral system & democracy itself. Tired, hacky, embarrassing moves. And they’re not going to work.

Forget Sunday's World Cup final. Tonight you get the ultimate finale of the Sore Loser Olympics. Donald Trump vs. His own conspiratorial delusions. Projected winner: Anyone but the American people.

Remember that feeling when you 1st heard Barack Obama and thought, “I might be crazy, but that guy could be President?” Even though he’s a relative newcomer to the national scene. Even though others are the presumed frontrunners. Yeah, that’s how I’m feeling about Jon Ossoff.

Trump's giving a speech- in 2026- to declare the 2020 senate elections "illegitimate" has dragged me back in! This delusional, shell of a human can't accept he lost. And knows that suppressing the vote, is his only hope in the midterms. What a colossal, whiny baby.

Repping Dodgers Nation in San Diego tonight— our 3rd MLB park of the season, so far. But wait, there’s more. We’re coming soon to a National League city near you. Looking at you New York & Philadelphia. Go Blue!

I haven’t missed a #USMNT  match- tournament or friendly- since 2011. And I don’t think I could be more nervous even if was in the starting xi. Let’s go Yanks!! 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇸🎸🇺🇸

It’s weird watching an NBA Finals game without a racist pedophile President sleeping behind bulletproof glass.

The Iran peace deal is coming any day now. Just after Infrastructure Week, the Trump health plan, and Mexico pays for the Border Wall.

I’m shocked by the number of people on my Facebook feed claiming that Spencer Pratt could only have lost via election fraud. Not that he was a wildly unqualified, MAGA-coded reality figure in one of the bluest cities in America. Note to self: get smarter Facebook friends. Or leave Facebook.

Shutting down NYC to get booed and sleep isn’t the flex that Donald Trump thinks it is.

If you were a foreign agent sent to destroy America from the inside, you couldn’t do a better job than this guy.

Could you have ever imagined a president suing his own government and receiving a 1.8 billion dollar slush fund & full tax immunity? Yes. In Hungary. But never in America.

It’s not every day a democracy sets aside a 2 billion dollar slush fund to bail out insurrectionists who tried violently overturning that democracy.

Ask yourself, why would Trump spend millions to drive off a GOP congressman who wanted to release the Epstein Files? The cover up may not be worse than the crime. But both are beyond odious.

don’t know a ton about government financing. And even I know the President isn’t supposed to have tax immunity and his own government-funded slush fund. How is this happening in broad daylight?

The grifter who somehow bankrupted 3 casinos has now turned the American government into his own personal piggy bank. And Congress, the courts, and the IRS have let him get away with all of it. Disgraceful.

I just deposited three WGA residual checks for a grand total of… 14 cents. Who says the sitcom is dead?

I've been LA for over 60 years. I've lived through fires, earthquakes, riots, mudslides, and Donald Sterling owning the Clippers. But the one thing I don't think I could survive-- in fact, I'm sure of it-- is a Spencer Pratt administration. That would be one disaster too many.

Last night, Trump posted to Truth Social FIFTY-FIVE TIMES between the hours of 10 and 1. All were unhinged conspiracy theories accusing Hillary, Obama, and Comey of treason. Why is anyone pretending that the president isn’t seriously, unquestionably mentally ill?