Experience, Music For a Jilted Generation, Fat of the Land
Mia Murphy 🏳️⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d agoWhat's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
I guess what I hate most about this is that no one does anything. No one goes to the cinema, a theatre, a concert, a gallery, a show of any sort. There's only one mention in the whole thing of a restaurant. Why bother?
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 4d ago‘£5,800 on a watch?!’ What happened when five couples kept separate money diaries – then revealed all to their partners?
A woman in Lidl stopped me next to the sausage fridge and asked for help reading a note she had in their hand. The note said Lidl.
Just realised that the McDonalds bags on the Kindertransport memorial outside Liverpool Street Station are London's equivalent to the Glasgow traffic cone
Ten seconds on Google, and a search history that's going to need papal absolution, suggests to me this listing is a publicity stunt for a functioning swingers' club rather than a proper sale. Sorry.
Madame Pinkness@madamepinkness.bsky.social · 7d agoAny time I see a noteworthy house listing, oh has @oldenoughtosay.com seen it yet? "Extensive entertainment facilities" indeed. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
No matter how much I read about it, I still struggle to square how Meta can sell $59bn of ads in three months and the only ones I ever see on Instagram are for blatant scams, destined-to-fail subscription startup concepts, and dropshipped crap
George Pearkes@peark.es · last wk.$META miss *META 2Q FAMILY OF APPS OPER INCOME $23.39B, EST. $26.11B *META 2Q AD REV. $59.36B, EST. $59.07B *META RAISING LOWER-END OF EXPENSE OUTLOOK *META SEES 3Q REV. $61B TO $64B, EST. $63.17B *META SEES FY CAPEX $130B TO $145B, SAW $125B TO $145B
Probably OK now for bad-faith arguments between the Chronically Online and the Metastatically Outraged, thanks, is there any other politics going on?
All this heat must have repercussions. House spiders the size of dinner plates. Padel court sinkholes. Rinderpest. A magical realism revival. Whatever it is, it won't be good.
just paid £14 for a Simon Munnery / John Robertson double header in a pub in Crouch End and afterwards I'll get the Tube home. Weird to think that, if this were August and I were in Edinburgh, it would be raining
The gutting of the CDC is interesting. Everyone with principles should obviously resign but if they do that a lot of people will die, so they're in a bit of a bind, devil and deep blue sea wise
The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 2w agoI’m sorry what
not signing up to the kayfabe theories here but also, maybe, a communications function with sincere concerns to express wouldn't lean quite so far into making their safeguarding failure sound quite so much like the plot of Jurassic Park
Alex Hern@hern.bsky.social · 2w agoDon’t like this openai.com/index/huggin...
For the extra time half-time show they'll do all the same songs again but in a disco medley like Jive Bunny
has anyone parked a bus? is it hard? i imagine most of the difficulty is circumstancial
Interesting fact, the last England shot on target against Argentina was the Belgrano
"This is it! The kettle has reached boiling point. Here comes tea time." Jesus Sam, shut up. "She's up for the cup, no mug's game. Best not drop it like it's hot." Sam, please. "English Breakfast, nice one." Why is Lee Dixon here? "This one's in the bag. She's a dunk driver!" I want a divorce
at what point do we have to consider the possibility that there's a really random serial killer on the loose
Reuters@reuters.com · 4w agoFormer emir of Qatar, Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani, dies at 74 reut.rs/4pfLGnf
It isn't a logical meal deal; "buy now!" isn't fast food argot; the humous wouldn't get top billing; x2 wouldn't be $4.99; the cadence of "extra large falafel" doesn't match the song. It's a badly executed fake which makes it a bigger affront to god than the "burlesque show" one, which is also fake.
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · 4w agoBringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
Depends on the dog. A good German dog with smoke and snap wants nothing more than a slick of Maille wholegrain mustard and horseradish cream with some raw julienned kohlrabi on top, whereas an American hot dog needs encased in concrete and dropped in the ocean
The Imminence Of A Revelation Which Does Not Occur@nataliereed84.bsky.social · 4w agoquote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers
