Ya'll need to be reading Rodger Sherman's college football recaps if you are not already. This entire paragraph is amazing and cuts right to the point.
Hey Apple, why in the name of God is "Add to Dictionary" the 2nd item down? Why is it even on this fucking list? Who is adding to the dictionary more than maybe 3 times in their life if ever at all? What in the fuck are we doing here?
@katienolan.bsky.social first time long time (since the he who shall not be named days). I just wanted to get in early and ask that you please beat @minakimes.bsky.social on May 12. I know this has already been filmed but please do it for Pablo's content machine.
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
Akil Wilson@akilwilson.blacksky.app · 6mo agoYes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
@radiatorcomics.bsky.social Hey Ohh, I just bought this awesome comic and your thank you page has a broken image on it. Looks like someone missed the staging url in the search/replace because stupid WordPress uses absolute URLs: staging.radiatorcomics.com/wp-content/u...
Alexandra Gallant-Lee 🔜 SPX A3B@alexandragallant.com · 7mo agoMy award-winning comic BRAINS is back in stock at Radiator Comics, you can snag a copy for $15. It's 40 pages of colorfully illustrated ruminations on the brain, cognition, thinking, perceiving and BEING human in the face of all this so-called AI garbage. Brains... I just think they're neat!
Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports! Let's gooooo @rodger.bsky.social
Age verification? Ask the other 27 teams for it.
Phantomarine 🔜 Spark Animation Artist Alley@phantomarine.bsky.social · 7mo agoAge verification? This was my first video game
Ma Ma, Pa Pa, may we go for an ice cream treat after I get done playing GI Joe and attacking the school project? What a terrific day I've had! To think that I was so mad when I passed out from standing up too fast this morning. Silly me! Ha ha!
Where do I get the job of constructing fake homes in order to burn them down by putting a 16lb frozen turkey into 5 gallons of 400 degree peanut oil? Shit, I'd do it for free.
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission@cpsc.gov · 10mo agoDon't do any of this.
What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 2. Punchy Died For Your Sins There is a ghost in my Hawaiian Punch. He smells really nice. Might be a she. They smell really nice. A red ghost should be scary, cause blood. This ghost is great, cause red 40. I like them. I think they like me.
What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 1. I Wrote a Song This is a song. This is not a very good song. It's bad. Gonna quit while I'm ahead.
I got a 3 day ban on Reddit for calling a Nazi a Nazi. This is the dumbest timeline.
How much are the tax payers shelling out for these fucking hapless losers? This isn't embarrassing, it's damning as hell.
Can we get a check on Harrison Butker? With the rapture going down it would be a shame if he disappeared off the face of the earth forever. Real big shame.
i ran the image of the shooting suspect through AI to clean it up and oh my God
alexis simpson@amutepiggy.bsky.social · last yr.i ran the image of the shooting suspect through AI to clean it up and oh my God
Imma need the story on this bear and the body count it's racked up to be caged like this.
If you see this, post an Image Comics cover you love. Day 27
Monarch☘️Dafey@monarchdafey.bsky.social · last yr.If you see this, post an Image Comics cover you love. Day 26
My most favoritest streamer is playing jamz on vinyl right now if you wanna catch a vibe. www.twitch.tv/misterscoot
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Justin Timberlake out here signing like he's Baby Metal singing Baby Metal Death when really he's Spinal Tap telling Springfield there will be no encore.
The porn bots have hit BlueSky in a big way and my follower count is up like the stock market in 1994. In honor of them, I'll be exclusively posting for them. I love local MILFs.
