My totaled car just texted me from the junkyard that it's battery was low and asked if I couldn't please charge it. I fear the next text is going to be really sad.

Commiserating with a fellow boomer and a gen-z: Me to boomer: remember when your candidate would lose and you'd just go 'eh, whatever' ? gen-z: gosh, what was THAT like?

The guy I got my Rhode Island Reds from fed them leftovers which they much prefer to chicken feed. You have not lived until you've seen a chicken eating fettuccine.

I just met a woman who works for the university's parking services. I asked if she spent her day arguing with people. She said she spends her day -clarifying- things for people. Maybe the most mentally healthy person I know.

The worst thing about my wife's Alzheimer's is that I can't depend on her to keep me from doing stupid things. I'm going to end up with an emu farm or something.

I haven't seen one of these guys in years. Saw lightning bugs last nite, so a stellar week this far.

On a bathroom wall at an upscale location. Apparently no one feels the need to paint over it