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"Oh, I'm not really interested in your ideas for better front-line services, we're just here scouting for election candidates."
The neighbours are having a sing-song in their garden. It's like a hippy hate crime.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky...
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Fr Modigliani Latchico@frmo.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky...
I bet there's "hydration breaks" in Quidditch now.
.....aaaaaannnnd the natural order is restored. 😁
So, Farage has circled back to the (widely discredited) idea of using His Majesty's Naval Service to deter small boats from crossing the Channel. Ignoring that it has already been tried and has already failed. But, the statement isn't designed to resonate with anyone who understands that.
Nigel Farage just took a question from a 'journalist' at his press conference, who turned out to be his former chief adviser Raheem Kassam, who asks him why the media are being so unfair to him
I'm sure an intervention from Trump will change everyone's minds...
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It's been calm n the Channel for months. Why have we only started talking about small boats in August?
Little wonder this rule is not enforced, as Lee Anderton would never get his massive cannister in an opera hat.
Jed Hartman@elysdir.bsky.social · 3d agoFrom the UK Parliament’s “Select Committee on Modernisation of the House of Commons Fourth Report” (1998): “At present, if a Member seeks to raise a point of order during a division, he or she must speak ‘seated and covered’.” 1/3
Would order a Domino's, but just remembered they're rubbish now.
Happy Brighton Pride to all who celebrate.* *Try it, you might like it.
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You can't help wondering if it would be different if Farage's meltdown hadn't forced Reform to pull all their resources away from this race.
Labour's Bev Craig elected mayor of Greater Manchester, replacing Andy Burnham
The contest was triggered when now-Prime Minister Andy Burnham stood down from the role following his election as an MP last month.
bbc.co.uk
Clearly, Trump enjoyed being made to look stupid by Iran, so he's invited Hamas to have a turn.
Hamas agrees to Trump's plan to disarm in Gaza, official tells BBC, with Israel yet to comment
A senior Hamas official said the group had agreed to the plan - announced by the US president late on Thursday - and an official statement would follow.
bbc.com
Who had "UEFA take the moral high ground" on their 2026 Bing Card?
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All of Fatage's interventions have made social care more expensive, so he should probably sit down for a few days.
Bit weird that somebody hoping to be PM one day would holiday somewhere without Internet access.
Infantino might think there isn't enough money in world football, or his bank account, but forgets he's only in that position due to the patronage of the national associations and regional confederations.
Could be worse. If it had been Farage, he'd have demanded HM Gov send the Ark Royal to protect him from intercontinental guided milkshakes.
Captain Chris ‘Hunter-Killer’ Philp takes on French navy single-handed | John Crace
Shots fired in the Channel are all in a day’s work for the intrepid shadow home secretary
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It's weird, because I've just driven past Croydon and it definitely doesn't have a coastline.
Henry Mance@henrymance.ft.com · last wk.In a surprising turn of events, the French have declared war on Chris Philp www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Somebody has been refused another penile augmentation.
Elon Musk calls medical school 'pointless,' says robots will beat any surgeon in 3 years — telling students to walk away
Medical experts, however, strongly disagree with Musk's claims.
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Probably cynical, but Badenoch's reply to the GB News question seems a bit prepared.