as someone with high anxiety it’s so nice being with someone who doesn’t have it bc wdym I can tell u every irrational thought I’ve ever heard and you can answer rationally and not send yourself into a spiral

living in a timeline where women go to jail for having an abortion but 7 men who rape a woman only write an essay to “think about what they did” is actually insane

Is anyone else watching the UFC fights rn?? Did that guy just fucking die wtf

Live look of me patiently waiting for my nephew to be born

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so excited for this pear cobbler !!!! 🤤

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THESE NEW TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS ASAP

4 new Taylor swift songs tomorrow, Vermont weekend AND I’m becoming an aunt again on Sunday!!! Best weekend ever 🥰🤩

Are these still considered healthy if I eat the whole bag???

Every neurologist I’ve called doesn’t have appts for a new patient until NEXT YEAR wtf

We’re going to Vermont this weekend and all I can think about is the numerous maple creemees I’m going to consume

we just finished watching Tony and damn, I miss Anthony Bourdain like a mf

I actually turn into a human garbage can when buffalo chicken dip is around

Who let us get wine drunk and take selfies

Welp my vertigo is back, I’m out of work until at least the end of the month AND now I have to go see a neurologist 🫠😩

I have finally gone down the Angine de Poitrine rabbit hole and I think I love them

Is this finally the demise of Ed Sheeran? Cause thank fuck, I never liked that weird lil ginger anyway

Brown butter apple fritter focaccia going in 🫡 will report back in 23-25 mins

I just went to the dr for my vertigo and he did an Epley maneuver on me and holy moly what a crazy and scary sensation but I’m not dizzy for the first time in almost a week 🥲😮‍💨

YALL Mike just told me he booked us a weekend in NY next month 🫪👀👀 this man does not book trips??? Am I FINALLY GETTING ENGAGED???!??!!!!!

if any of my New England peeps don’t have plans on 9/25, come hang with me and Uncle Stump!!! 💃🏼🪩🤩

New blanket I’m working on is Jazzy approved 🥹

Bro does any one else suffer from vertigo??? Ts is so bad 😿😥

Cutie lil bee on my zinnias 🥹

I’m a lil drunk and I just accidentally hit mikes penjamin instead of my nicotine vape pls pray 4 me

This is the girthest fucking cucumber I’ve ever grown, even miles and sage approve. I’m gonna shove it up my as-

I’m a sucker for a silly lil craft 👻

I have a fuck ass stye on my lower eyelid and ts is so itchy 🫩😿😿😿

Made a quick lil din with homegrown tomatoes and basil!! (Mike is too good for burrata) smh

Saw one leaf on the ground so now I’m baking mini apple pies 🤭

Someone pls help me figure out what to wear to see Kacey on Monday 😩😩😩