Some girls want flowers. I prefer something big, hard and rock solid. 😏🤣

Sometimes we think we know which chapters are finished, only to have life quietly open the door again. Maybe it’s not about going back. Maybe it’s about discovering what this chapter has to offer now. Here’s to unexpected beginnings. ✨

Sometimes we don’t realize how strong we’ve become because we’re too busy focusing on everything we still need to overcome. But someone else may be looking at you and seeing the strength you can’t see in yourself. Keep going. You’re becoming someone you once needed. 🦋✨

Good morning friends! ☀️☕️

Thoughts 💭

Every time you use self-checkout, you’re doing a job a company used to PAY someone to do. Those 10 minutes in line? That’s wages a corporation no longer has to pay. Stop calling it convenience when you’re doing the work for free. Stop helping machines replace us. Smarten up. 👏🏻

“Talks too much.” Apparently this wasn’t a phase. It was a lifelong commitment. 😂😂😂😏

I hate math. I don’t understand math. Math makes me angry. 😂 So naturally, I bought a digital food scale that requires me to understand grams, ounces, decimals and numbers that apparently mean something. I’m about to rage-quit eating. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️😡

#CanadianNationalExhibition 🇨🇦🎢💛 End of summer traditions

Found my new home. Please respect my privacy during hibernation. 😂🪨

SHE’S SO PRETTY, BUT FARTS LIKE SHE’S GOT A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST OXYGEN. 😂

It kills me that my body is smart enough to store fat for a rainy day but dumb enough to keep yelling “WE’RE HUNGRY” when there’s clearly enough stored energy in here to survive a small apocalypse. 😂 EAT THE FAT, BITCH. THAT’S WHAT IT’S THERE FOR. 😂

At this point, I think we’re past “rainy afternoon” and firmly into “Noah, you up?” territory. 🌧️🛶💀 #rainraingoaway🙄

Me: “I’m cutting out sugar.” My body: “So… we’re choosing violence today?” 😭💀 Ugh!!! Giving up my favourite snacks is way harder this time around. My body’s staging a full-on protest, but future me is going to be so grateful… if present me survives long enough to meet her. 😂

One of my favourite reminders is hiding in plain sight… Impossible = I’m possible. Maybe we’re not meant to have all the answers—just enough courage to take the next step. The rest has a funny way of working itself out. 💛🌻

Love this 🧡

My quality of life declined the exact moment I found out Ontario has 17 different kinds of snakes. Ignorance really was bliss. I don’t need exposure therapy. I need everyone to stop telling me snake facts. 😂🐍💀

August has a way of reminding us that even as summer slowly begins to soften, there’s still so much beauty left to experience. May this month bring peace where there’s been worry, strength where there’s been struggle, and joy in the little moments. 💛 #WelcomeAugust

The sky never stops surprising me. Sunlight breaking through the clouds… and a heart quietly waiting just to the left. Maybe that’s why I keep looking up. ❤️☀️

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Sometimes life gives you little reminders that the timing is just right. ☀️🚶‍♀️ An hour of beautiful weather for my morning walk, then the skies opened up minutes after I got home. I’ll take that as a little wink from the universe. 💙✨

I’m not a twin… which means there’s only one of me. You’re welcome. 🤣❤️

Some people laugh when they’re tickled. I become an accidental UFC event. 🤣🥊 Don’t do it

Sometimes healing looks like silence… and one little light refusing to go out. ✨

Relationship update: He called me a Fruit Loop. I upgraded myself to a cupcake. 🧁 He downgraded me to an Almond Joy because apparently I’m “full of nuts.” I hate it when he’s right. 🤣

This is Sheila. She runs on USB, never complains, doesn’t judge my hot flashes, and has stayed by my side through every power outage. Frankly… she’s the healthiest relationship I’ve ever had. 🤣

The power just went out. It’s 39°C. Even Satan just texted, “You good?” 🔥😅

Can “shame” maybe make a come back… No dignity, morals or scruples to be found anymore!

Good morning friends! ☀️

I’ve earned my peace. So if it’s not bringing magic into my life, I’m no longer making room for the madness. ✨