@bubbymim.bsky.social

You laughed it off when the shopkeeper warned you that the costume was impossibly realistic. It is obviously a silly cartoon dog costume, no one will think it's real, right? Yet somehow you can't seem to pull the collar loose with these big dumb paws, and all your friends keep petting you...

Everyone gets to TF into reindeer this season while I’m slowly forced to become a productive dairy cow. Guess someone’s gotta keep up with the milk demand… Not like it’ll matter tooOOOO meOOoOOOO much loOOOoOonger…h-harder t-toOoOUU think…cooOOOow thoOOUUUghts…stroOOOng….. …..MmrrrOOOoOoUuUUU….