n jus MEMBUR, GOONTARDS♠: UR BODY UR MIND UR SOUL UR COOM UR CAWK UR BAWLS n PROLLY EVEN UR CUN7 is ALL HAPPILY OWNED by a SHORT 5FOOT MUNKEE n u CANT HAVE ENUFF o IT, CAN YA♠?
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@smoogmapuun.bsky.social
PFP: @stinkitwinki.bsky.social ♠! https://smoogmapuun.carrd.co/ 🦶🏾/💨/💩 PRIMATE PR0NZ ARTIST 🔞M/Early 30s. MINORS/MAPS/P3D0S/Z00S DNI. ALL CHARACTUHS 19+ YUP, imma TALK LIKE DIS~
n i MEANT BANGIN da BANANA BASKET o DIS MUPPSLU7, wally♠! DIS is an ART GIFT/TRADE fo a CERTAIN SUM1 who PREFURS tah B ANONYMOUS♠! OOOKOOK OOOOOOK, he finna ENJOY HAVIN me AS his NU PUPPETEER wit dis N1663RPILLAR SHOVED BAWLSDEEP INSIDE his SOFT, PLUSH, FUZZY BUSSYHOLE♠!
ASIDE FROM FUGGIN wit SHIDDY MUNKEES, im ALSO INTURESTED in FUGGIN WIT SLU77Y PUPPETS♠ n DERES ONE whos GOT a STOOPIDTHICC YELLOW BANANA BASKET dats jus BEGGIN tah b DUG OUT by muh UGLYMUNKEE NUT-ROCKET, OOOK OOOOK♠!
OH, n a HAPPY BELATED #HYPERSCATDAY, ERRBODY♠!
n HERES da PFP ARTGIFT fo muh GUD FREN, Bongo♠! hes ALWAYS IN2 BEIN TF'D IN2 SUMTHIN HUMILIATIN N NASTY, n SINCE he LUVS muh MUNKEESELF SO MUCH, it wuz ONLY RITE N PURFECT fo him tah b SMOOGED IN2 a HIMBRO POOMUNKE♠! LOOK, EVEN his LIPS LOOK LIKE an ANUS...muh ANUS, HAHAH♠!
💩💩💩💩💩SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH💩💩💩💩💩!!!!!! I wanna be a poop monster, daddy! I wanna be made out of shit and make infinite shit for everyone forever!!!!!!!
TYPE 💩SQUELCH💩 if ud LUV tah BECOOM a SHIDGOLEM, TOO♠! HERES muh SIDE o an ART TRADE w/ a VURY HAYOOG SMOOGSLAVE o MINE whos been WAITIN fo dis VURY MOMENT fo a VURY FUGGIN LONK TIME♠! CANT SAY WHO DIS IS, but i CAN TELL U DEIR NU N SMOOGED IDENTITY: BONGO DA POOKMUNKEE♠! OOOK OOOK AAAHAAAAHHH♠!
well, NOW dat i SHOWED YALL HOW i USUALLY ENJOY EATIN muh FOOD♠... u finna SEE WUT HAPPENS AFTA im DONE SHIDDIN IT BACK OUT... n if u WANT a HINT tah da OUTCOOM, ALL i CAN SAY IS... OOOKOOK OOKOOK OOOOOKOOOKOOK OOOOOK♠!
🎧(HEDPHONES AT MAX 100% VOLUME♠)🎧 WHEN i SED im finna SWALLOW U HOLE, i MEAN IT♠!
NOW den, its TIME tah REWARD ANOTHA ONE o muh HYPURSOOPUR-SIMPIN SMOOGSLAVES.... BUT FURST... u ONLOOKURS REQUIRE a LIL PRELUDE as tah HOW dey GOT SMOOGED IN da FURST PLACE♠! KEKEKEK...♠
u EVA SEEN dat GIF o ZIM GOIN "I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!" ♠? dat PRETTY MUCH DESCRIBES dis ONE SMOOGSLAVE o MINE IN PARTICULAR whos been WANTIN tah b SMOOGED IN2 a MUNKEE fo a LONNNNNKK WHILE♠... n he JUS MITE GET his WISH, SOON♠! jus HAFTA DEVOUR HIM HOLE, FURST♠...
n da A55 i wuz TALM BOUT, WUZ Hairy (OVA ON XITTUR) ♠! ive KNOWN DIS B34NUR fo a LONNNNNK FUGGA55 TIME, n ERR SINCE i FURST N1663R1ZED HIS BU55Y, dis CARTEL LEADUR NOW LUVS SURVIN n SATISFYIN his SIMIAN SUPERIOR WIT his HYOOMONGOUS BADONKEYDONK, OOKOOKOOOK AAHAAH AAAH♠!
WELL, its TIME fo me tah RESUME wit MO PFP ARTGIFTS fo a BIT♠! n tah START OFF, im THINKIN BOUT A5535♠ WHICH AINT a SURPRISE, SINCE imma N1664... BUT DIS TIME... im LITURALLY TALM BOUT A55... da OTHA KIND, OOK OOOOOK♠
its BEEN a LIL WHILE SINCE i LAST BEEN ON HERE, WUZNT IT♠? so...WHOS REDDY fo SUM MO SMOOGURTRY♠? KEKEKEKEKKEHAAHHAHAHAHAHA♠!
JUS NOTICED♠.... a LOTTA muh LATINO SMOOGSLAVES have been SIMPIN HARD fo me, L8LY... n i FIND DAT HELLA HAWT♠ FUGGIN B34NURBATIN MUNKEES, GAYTURS, GYMRATS N DONKEYS ALL WURSHIPIN DEIR N1663RSUPERIOR, GUUUUD BOOOIIIIS♠! U LUV UR MONO-MACACO NEGROPAPI SO MUCH, DONCHU♠?
i bet if u HAD da CHOICE o EITHA o DEEZ tah SURVIVE OFFA fo da REST o ur LIFE: -CONTINUE SURVIVIN OFFA FOOD -SURVIVE OFFA SMOOGY♠ i HAVE a BEEG FEELIN MOS o YALL WOULD CHOOSE da LATTUR, WOULDNT U♠? HAHAHAHAHHAHAA♠!
CMON, ADMIT IT♠ DEEP DOWN, u KNO MUNKEES r BETTA♠ is DERE ANY OTHA REASON WHY u LUV me SO MUCH♠? is DERE ANY OTHA REASON WHY u GOON tah me SO MUCH♠? u HAVE a PREFURENCE, n IT IS fo da PROTO-HYOOMAN♠! OOOK OOOKOOOOK♠!
since YALL sum STANKA55 B17CHES, TAKE SUMMA DIS N1664A55 MUNKEEFUNK, U FILTHY H03S♠!
u KNO WUT♠? muh MUNKEEBUTT♠ muh MUNKEEBUTT FARDIN, OOOKOOOK OOOKOOK OOOOK♠!
i GOTTA SAY a BEEG MUTHAFUGGIN THANK U tah muh GUD FREN n SMOOGEDSLAVE @stinkitwinki.bsky.social fo GIFTIN me DIS ARTWURK♠! i VURY MUCH APPRECIATE IT, u STANKA55 GOONURBATUR MUNKEE, OOOKOOK OOOOK♠!
Unikitti? rlly? :o Oke, ma anzwr ist mi havin a poosi dawn dere while mah MAEL sCRUNCHtchi stawr named Estrela haz gawt a tapering PP!!! :3
OOOOH!! DAWS ZHE LUV HUR KAKAS?? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... INTDERESTNG.... :T I THNK SJE LUVZ HER OWN KAKAS SMELLING n tastin all like LOWK mustardo.. :) ZHE MAWSTLY LUVS SKAT!1!1!1! :D
Absolutely amazing~ I’m sure this will inspire something on discord tonight from me xV
WOW, LOOKIT HOW MUCH muh BBC has CHANGED♠! n id SAY its been CHANGED fo da BETTA, OOOK OOOOK♠! NOW muh CAWK is as UGLY as muh THICC BOOTLIPS n muh DEEKSKULL is LEGIT a BEEG PHAT DEEKSKULL n muh BEEG BLACK BANANA DO b LOOKIN LIKE 1♠!