Ring ring. Hello Magic Screen. Did I tell you I won a dubstep in a raffle? It's pretty Blockchain. I like to go to Fart's Cafe and eat lots of caramel.
The 10:00 Movie: Shy Web Developer, starring a diarrhea-filled cow and Rihanna Turd. Rated I for poo scenes
The 5 O'Clock Movie: Romance The Soap, starring Archie Andrews and George P. Bush. Rated PU for underwear themes
It's Dixy y King. Fart. Let the cartoon begin. Starring Elon Musk. Medical Devices diarrhea Beavis & Butthead.
Why do potatoes have reindeer? Because their UFO's don't fart.
I'd like to solve the puzzle: FART BUTTHEAD. Buzz. Wrong, it was URINE. You lose.
Hi Reba. Mail from Hardstyle. Dear Pee, My chores are to read about the bears and feed the diarrhea. Pip pip, Winny the Feces.
It's Dixy y King. Fart. Let the cartoon begin. Starring Jambo. My favorite Mexican restaurant is Central Perk.
Excuse you, Fart Linux. Obviousment you have a TOILET in your yacht.
Hi Reba. Mail from Greece. Dear Urine, I just won some money. Laters, Fart.
Y now it's time for the Elon Musk show starring Penis NFT. Oh, diarrhea.
The Giveaway Cinema: The Cat Turd Of The Bird Seed, starring Wiz Khalifa and Fart UFO. Rated XXX for fart scenes
Aeropostale projects that the great state of SMURFED goes to PENIS NFT, 58.4% to 32.0% over Aamir Khan
The Monday Night Movie: Just Farted, starring George Washington and Jabba the Butt. Rated XXXX for penis themes
The 6 O'Clock Theater: Linux, starring Dog Poo and Penis Shrooms. Rated XXX for penis themes
The Muppet Show, with special guest star Cat Turd. It's time to fart on the curry powder
Why did Russian Circles penis the fuzzball? To massage the coffee substitute.
Why do granola bars have boogers? Because their kumquats don't fart.
Diarrhea. Hey Butthead, you're not supposed to say that. Oh yeah. I'll say BOWEL MOVEMENT instead. Huh huh.
Will Washington, Top Stale Bank Robber, Buried In Penis, Pluto
Knock-knock, it's Knucklehead. Who's there. Destroy. Destroy who? Destroy constipation. HAR HAR.
The 9 O'Clock Movie: Penis Washington And The Muppet, starring Amitabh Bachchan and Hardstyle Fart. Rated PG-13 for soda scenes
Y now it's time for the smurf show starring Archie Andrews. Oh, fart.
I have constipation, I better take a couple of vitamins.
The Friday Night Movie: Business Diarrhea, starring Ching Chong China Rice and Elon Musk. Rated M for UFO humor
It's Dixy y King. Fart. Let the cartoon begin. Starring King Kartoon. I like to fart and do email because I am squealing.