i'm tellin FACTS

ᅠ ᅠᅠ﹫𝐒ᴴᴬ𝙽𝙺͢𝚂 ࣭͘ ⭑ุ@redyonko.bsky.social · last yr.

don't get your hopes up, Buggs

HAHH? what time's it ( rubbing his eyes, it was a late night drinking his liver to pieces )

i'm WAY more charming than Shanks on ANY given day

He fumes as soon as he kisses it, as if the air fills his body entirely before it slowly leaves him again. Like a balloon man. Then, after holding his gaze for a long 3 seconds, Buggy shifts his eyes off to one side. Grumbling under his breath, something only Shanks can hear, ". . yeah you better"

He smiles softly for a good few seconds, gloved hands gently holding onto his open collar. "That's nice you're back! 🌺" Brows furrowing and a growl escaping painted lips. Grabbing and yanking him closer till the red nose pushes against his. "WHERE. WERE YOU."

"Always Shanks. ."

sigh shanks. .

He makes a face at him, arms crossed over his chest but with knitted brows he leans forward as well. "Not very well, you owe me compensation like rent, for taking up headspace over all these years" Grumbling to himself, he looks to his face, looking for signs of any new scars. A glass eye. +

𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔 。@sanguineyonko.bsky.social · 2y ago

- placing his elbow on the side and resting his cheek on his hand. “So you have missed me? That’s cute, Bugs. Tell me, how well has spiced rum been getting rid of that anger and all those thoughts!”

--- Ain't a thing, don't mention it! ( Lots of sparkly star stickers follow ) Knock em dead with those boots they were meant to kill 💕✨🔪 Signed, BUGGY

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ.@demonhistorian.bsky.social · 2y ago

will thrive if you continue to make pieces like that. the shoes fit perfectly too— thanks for all the ‘extra room’ in the toes.

got no volume control and yes, ya did clowning is an artform ✨ can't engineer art can ya imagine an ai clown?? what's happenin to the world

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ.@demonhistorian.bsky.social · last yr.

did i strike a nerve geez . .

oh hell no, he's been watching where his prick goes even if it sometimes had a mind of it's own what with the floating thing-- who is SHE? he likes her style!

Harley D. Clown@tothelastbow.bsky.social · last yr.

*Harley is squinting suspiciously at @buggydclown.bsky.social He ((LOOKS)) like her dad, but, he ISN’T her dad Who is this guy?*

( smooching his lips ) and what are we smilin about

CLOWNS CAN'T BE ENGINEEERED, IT'S A LEARNED SKILL AND ARTFORM

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ.@demonhistorian.bsky.social · last yr.

you weren’t genetically engineered in a clown factory? that’s news to me.

ain't no way, you'd have t'go back in time and cut me outta my poor mother's womb girlie

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ.@demonhistorian.bsky.social · last yr.

hypothetically, if i were to perform a lobotomy and its successful in its intended purpose and . . makes you normal . . what then?

I'll still be a menace, mark my words ⭐

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ.@demonhistorian.bsky.social · last yr.

i think it would make things worse.

Uh huh.. yeah, you're a pretty girl! Got that long flowin hair and the confidence to wear a hanky over your tits all the time. I admire it ⭐

𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓲@talktreasuretome.bsky.social · last yr.

No. Just confirming you said it.

as if i don't already got chunksa my brain missin, ya think a lobotomy's gonna fix anything

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ.@demonhistorian.bsky.social · last yr.

i was referring to the way you’re collecting strays but now i want to give you a lobotomy. a tomato to the face isn’t enough.

never found somethn more relatable 💧 ( deflating balloon noises )

︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS.@devouringink.bsky.social · last yr.

theres a kick me sign on me somewhere and by god when i find it

Uhhhh is this a trick question. . You about to call me a sick old man or somethn else ?

𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓲@talktreasuretome.bsky.social · last yr.

Aww you think I’m pretty?!

Well I wasn't talkin to ya, I said misfits and UGLY FOLKS You're a pretty girl in her early twenties for fuck's sake

𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓲@talktreasuretome.bsky.social · last yr.

No thanks. I’d rather not join the circus and become a clown.

We got one animal Unless you be countin the ANIMAL IN THE SHEETS H AHAHAHAHA

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ.@demonhistorian.bsky.social · last yr.

your ‘pirate’ crew is more akin to an animal shelter . .

Hey! I read! I gotta vocabulary yanno, my grammar ain't great but who cares about grammar anywho

𓏲 ┄━ 𝕊𝕚𝕣 ℂ𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@guilefulsands.bsky.social · last yr.

I didn’t say it with such…easy to understand words I suppose.

// tbh i just want to say this one cardinal thing: on the internet, lying about your identity when someone has stated publicly they dont want to interact with you-- is wrong, dont do that, it's just wrong whether you did something small or big or horrible or just not that bad-- +

what's that supposed ta mean, don't be callin me stupid croccy 😔

𓏲 ┄━ 𝕊𝕚𝕣 ℂ𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@guilefulsands.bsky.social · 2y ago

Oh you’re one to talk…

reminder that if you're a defect, a REJECT of human society YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN THE BUGGY PIRATES ✨ ✨ i know what it's like to have the world turn its back on you, SCREW EM, WE SURVIVE AND THEN WE THRIVE BABY 🎪 🎪 ✨

// hi @larnehs.bsky.social ! I just found your op art feed and you're doing god's work here 💪 tysm for putting it together could you please add @boneheadbuggy.bsky.social to your feed, I'm so happy to see them on bsky !

Rolling his eyes heavily and muttering to himself he turns around fully then to face him. His hands clamp on the railing of his ship as he leans as far forward as possible without falling over. His volume turned to the highest most squeakiest pitch humanly possible. "OF COURSE YOU FORGOT. THAT'S+

𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔 。@sanguineyonko.bsky.social · 2y ago

- space with the Pirate King himself. “If I’m old, you are as well…though now that you mention it, my memory is struggling to recall exactly what you’re upset about.”