Yeah? Let's see you walk 'round with a gun for a hand and people lookin' straight through ya, left an' right. And that noise? That's a cry for respect. Ain't my fault.

You mean an airship?

⚰️𝐕𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞⚰️@coffinhermit.bsky.social · 2w ago

We got a new thing that can fly us around.

Yeah!

— 𝓐𝒏𝒕𝒊 𝓟𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒄.@temporarywatcher.bsky.social · 2w ago

⠀⠀ ——— 𐔌 💍 janedoe ( ＊ 𝙄𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝕱riend acquired .. ) ⠀⠀

What's that supposed to mean, huh?!?

Barret deserves better!!

I'm so unappreciated. I deserve better!

We got a new thing that can fly us around.

━┈┈ ✶ 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙴𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙴﹡@bulletss.bsky.social · 2w ago

Barret is back, baby.

⠀⠀ ——— 𐔌 💍 janedoe ( ＊ 𝙄𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝕱riend acquired .. ) ⠀⠀

━┈┈ ✶ 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙴𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙴﹡@bulletss.bsky.social · 2w ago

seeing @temporarywatcher.bsky.social acc and kinda gives me goosebumps because im watching mentalist on prime. 👀

War crime? Pfft. Man, I'm world peace itself. I bring folks together!

Oh no… the war crime incarnate has returned!

seeing @temporarywatcher.bsky.social acc and kinda gives me goosebumps because im watching mentalist on prime. 👀

Now, everybody. Shake, shake.

Barret is back, baby.

Shake, shake.

/ of course! we can write via chat and plot something. im ready whenever you are. 😘

𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇͟𝐎͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐎͟𝐖@loyalmercenary.bsky.social · 2w ago

//Cloud trying to deny it only to get called out 🤭 it was blatantly obvious after what happened with Dyne! So whatever part of the franchise you wanna dabble in, I’ll definitely be glad to write that content 🙏

—just smile.

𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇͟𝐎͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐎͟𝐖@loyalmercenary.bsky.social · 2w ago

And I get paid too. Right?

Good. We got a deal, then. I stop complainin', and you stop bitchin'.

𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇͟𝐎͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐎͟𝐖@loyalmercenary.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’ll start giving you respect when you do the same for me. It’s a two way street. All you do is bitch and moan about my previous career.

/ I know right?!?! They care for each other, that kind of love they have, theyre family! 🥹❤️ and barret picking yp on him from time to time acting like his big brother and cloud being annoyed I need that content.

𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇͟𝐎͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐎͟𝐖@loyalmercenary.bsky.social · 2w ago

//Sooo true. Everyone just assumes those two hate each other when in reality they enjoy this banter and are good bros 🙂‍↕️

If by 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 you mean my fist, then yeah.

𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇͟𝐎͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐎͟𝐖@loyalmercenary.bsky.social · 2w ago

What, you going to fill my mouth with lead?

Now you see why that paycheck ain't come through. Still waitin' on you to show some respect to the man who hired you.

𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇͟𝐎͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐎͟𝐖@loyalmercenary.bsky.social · 2w ago

I have a solution: get help. Underpaid? Currently 𝘶𝘯𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘥. Still waiting on my money for the last job.

/ barret is a big tease

𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇͟𝐎͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐎͟𝐖@loyalmercenary.bsky.social · 2w ago

//Freaking love banter so much. My blondie is a softie for 90% of people but of course Barret has to put that wedge back in place and force that wall back up 😭

Sus

━┈┈ ✶ 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙴𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙴﹡@bulletss.bsky.social · 2w ago

Okay, everybody. Now chill. I ain't a nuclear bomb.

Watch it. Ain't words that ends up being in your mouth if ya keep that thing runnin'.

𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇͟𝐎͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐎͟𝐖@loyalmercenary.bsky.social · 2w ago

Now you’re just putting words in my mouth.

//Freaking love banter so much. My blondie is a softie for 90% of people but of course Barret has to put that wedge back in place and force that wall back up 😭

Oh, so we discriminatin' against folks with gas problems now? That better be your underpaid tongue runnin', 'cause I sure ain't payin' you to talk.

𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇͟𝐎͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐎͟𝐖@loyalmercenary.bsky.social · 2w ago

Saving the planet? Or nuking it with your gas?

So it's my fault that you're a huge asshole, huh? Is it that what you mean?

𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇͟𝐎͟𝐋͟𝐋͟𝐎͟𝐖@loyalmercenary.bsky.social · 2w ago

Maybe if I didn’t keep getting shortchanged by you I’d have already grown a conscience.

Saving the planet? Or nuking it with your gas?

/ omg guys I love you so much 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I hate you. All of you.