my parents said they wanna stop by my dorm next weekend to bring me some of my stuff but next weekend i'm gonna be in Denver Colorado lezzing out and being a furry so i'm gonna tell them they can't come bc i have work lol
i don’t like when i go to an oil change place to get my Oil Changed and they start digging around and take out the air filter like we can replace this too for an additional charge! No nigga put that shit back
it’s not surprising to me when furries are racist bc most of them are white but it is surprising to me when they’re homophobic bc 99% of furries are gay
my family: constantly asks me to loan them money even though i make the least amount of money out of all of them
my powers of convincing “bi” girls who hate men to embrace lesbianism... i am Unstoppable
the word “bitch” generally isn’t really in my vocabulary so i have to admit i do find it cringe when people say “fat bitches” even if it’s supposed to be meant positively. same reason why i don’t call my friends “bitch” as a joke or would entertain that from anyone else
sometimes i’ll look at my sketches and think Hmm needs to be wider so i’ll literally just take the transform tool and stretch it horizontally
i never assumed that pokemon bank would be around indefinitely, but it shutting down is annoying regardless
the one tumblr post about how some people will try to subvert things that are already subversive and end up back at square one is so true. whenever i see people joke about how butches and twinks kissing each other or whatever is like queer^2 i think of that
i can nawt wait to move out and get a real apartment. making plans to after this school year
one of these days my chargers are gonna stop working bc i keep accidentally running them over with my desk chair
sometimes i feel bad for people who commissioned me back when my art was chopped
i’m obsessed with saying “it’s so good/bad i could die” it’s my favorite phrase rn sorry
“yeah im not racist” proceeds to put the black woman in the friend group under a higher degree of scrutiny for extremely minor things, goes behind my back trying to convince my friends that im toxic, thinks im overreacting for wanting clarification on something that looks odd without context
doubt would sneak a rotisserie chicken into a movie theater and also eat the whole thing over the course of the movie
i lowkey stopped reading the pirate adventure book that i get in france bc it started turning into a het romance
i am ranting a lot about annoying white people lately because the Caucasity i’ve had to deal with recently has me irritated
i won’t ever take you seriously as a person if you see poc having a conversation about our experiences with racism and you try to contribute to the convo talking about a stupid anecdote of mean black ppl trying to make you feel bad for being white or whatever. you couldn’t pay me to give a shit
cats if eating things they’re not supposed to and having to go to the emergency vet was a job: 💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵