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#🐇: i wanna do more, but it seems like a lotta folks are in big rp groups and i don't really do that bc i don't fight rp or anything. 🧍🏽 cest la fuck ig.

i agree !

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !@bunphomet.bsky.social · 2y ago

ㅤi am the BEST to talk to.

ㅤI CAN- mmmmaaaaaaa, okay. i'll pass the law right away.

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

Then maybe they should stop dying!

ㅤbecause they WIG OUT, when i DO.

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

You can literally ressurect things. Why don't you USE IT.

ㅤwow. thanks lyric, thanks for that. i love knowing nothing i do is ever good enough for anyone, ESPECIALLY you! yess babe, pop off, kick me while i'm fucking downn!!

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

Someone dies every week at your cult so you're not doing a very good job.

ㅤi try to babysit EVERYONE, so they don't fucking off themselves, you think i sit on my fat, volumptuous ass ALL day? no. this shit is Pre-K daycare.

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

So what DO you do. Being worshipped doesn't count.

ㅤ... why would i, that sounds boring as fuck

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

Do you handle the expense accounts or the maintenance repairs or booking new members or health insurance payments.

ㅤYES?

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

Does running a cult count as a job.

ㅤ...SO DO I ???

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

No I have a job.

ㅤtake a nap? maybe sleeping constantly is a bunny trait 🐇

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

I'm so tired for some reason... ...

ㅤi am the BEST to talk to.

𝓢𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝚈 𝗼͟𝗳͟ 𝘁͟𝗵͟𝗲 𝐍𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃.@kinshara.bsky.social · 2y ago

great. good talk !

ㅤmm... i'll forgive, this one time. won't forget - but forgive. nothing beats baja blast when you're high especially. transcendental.

ㅤ( her nose scrunches in abject distaste. dramatic.. ) ㅤ ㅤyeah, i know dumbass. that's why you shouldn't say shit about dick, till you try it.

ㅤ( she digs around her purse, for just a moment. luckily, it's still a LITTLE cold. ) ㅤ ㅤdrink this. now. if you're disappointed, then you're wrong.

ㅤclearly NOT, i'm going to make you drink that shit. it elightens you. fuckass.

ㅤBITCH? HOE? BITCH HOE GIRL ?? BAJA BLAST IS DELICIOUS???

ㅤ' ... you got me there. fine. '

𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙟𝙤𝙬ᴶᵃᵉᵍᵉʳʲᵃᵠᵘᵉᶻ@jaegerjaw.bsky.social · 2y ago

"I don't kiss and tell."

ㅤblanca has checked out of the hotel

ㅤyaurrr.

𝓢𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝚈 𝗼͟𝗳͟ 𝘁͟𝗵͟𝗲 𝐍𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃.@kinshara.bsky.social · 2y ago

oh yes, i’m aware of the topic. is it just .. in general ?

ㅤ' Talk about mine instead then. '

𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙟𝙤𝙬ᴶᵃᵉᵍᵉʳʲᵃᵠᵘᵉᶻ@jaegerjaw.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Lyric wanted me to talk about their tits. Literally forced."

both shinji and rose:

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ALT: a minecraft scene with a yellow flower and smoke

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—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ@lunarscaled.bsky.social · 2y ago

I don't think Rose or Shinji have any tits to speak of.

ㅤtits, beloved.

𝓢𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝚈 𝗼͟𝗳͟ 𝘁͟𝗵͟𝗲 𝐍𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃.@kinshara.bsky.social · 2y ago

i don’t know whose we’re talking about, i just wanted to be included in the conversation. （╹◡╹）

ㅤdepends, are we talking about mine? massive and bouncy bitch.

𝓢𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝚈 𝗼͟𝗳͟ 𝘁͟𝗵͟𝗲 𝐍𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃.@kinshara.bsky.social · 2y ago

what ABOUT them ???

ㅤTHE TITS!

𝓢𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝚈 𝗼͟𝗳͟ 𝘁͟𝗵͟𝗲 𝐍𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃.@kinshara.bsky.social · 2y ago

???

ㅤIS IT TIDDY TALK DAY ...

ㅤwhat the hap is fuckening.