Decided to give hubby a surprise blowjob to wake him up, his morning bladder had other plans... on the bright side, we didn't have to change the sheets this time🤭
Ilulu "Burning Bitch" Kobayashi
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There's benefits to being short... I can swallow my husband's dick without bending over♡ I fit under desks and tables~ And you can literally carry me to bed!
Hubby and I are preparing for a walk through town, no bathrooms for either of us~ The rules are: if I have to pee, he drinks it, if he has to pee, he does it inside me~ We'll be out all day so wish us luck♡
Happy 4th of July♡ Got a whole day of fun in the sun planned, shoot off some fireworks tonight, and then hubby's showing me his rocket all night long♡ First things first, mama's gonna work on her tan~
This fucking asshole barges into my DM's with no prior interactions and declared i was a man The fucking AUDACITY to assume you know fucking anything about me and be so damn wrong I block him and he comes back with an alt just to get the last word
Who's got two thumbs, an ass full of cum, and just moved across the country to her new beach home~ Everyone's favorite pocket pussy, that's who!
Just a lovely little reminder that I've got a futa option for those interested♡
Thank you all♡ Now I have some gooning material to play with while hubby's at work~
Alright boys, you know what to do♡ I better wake up tomorrow and see a dozen yummy cocks in the replies~
Alright boys, you know what to do♡ I better wake up tomorrow and see a dozen yummy cocks in the replies~
Anytime hubby gets upset or stressed out, I let the girls out and he perks right up, in more ways than one~
Guess who got a new bed~ Upgraded to a king size mattress, just gotta help hubby put the frame together
Taking hubby out for some outdoor fun~ And later we'll hit up a club♡
It's way too fucking hot tonight, I sure hope nobody takes advantage of my poor defenseless body~
😫 hubby locked the bathroom door and I really have to pee... He's just standing by the door holding the key out of my reach
It happened! I'm officially a wife♡ The Reception was a blast, the cake was delicious, it was a magical night~
Today's the day Words can't describe how excited I am!!!
Ok im actually kinda nervous... Our wedding is in less then a week, and I still haven't heard back from my tailor about the dress
Don't think just because I'm engaged i won't keep teasing you degenerates~
We did it... we actually did it!!!
Fiance made me hold my bladder until I had a legit accident... he immediately praised me for being a good girl Never had a man proven just how much of a bottom I am (Yes I enjoyed every second of it)
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Alright so update I no longer have a boyfriend... I have a fiance~ A fiance almost twice my height who fucks like a beast♡
Legs... feel like jello... Need to... get new sheets... Will give update... after I wake back up
Lingerie, check Lube, check Fuzzy handcuffs, check Condoms, check $200 bottle of champagne, check Horny shortstack GF, check~ About to give my boyfriend the best birthday night of his life♡
Imma just leave this here... As for any closets or doms who don't wanna out themselves, just dm with this post instead 🤭
Happy valentine's♡ Im giving you this early because I'll be "busy" on the 14th And by busy I mean getting my pussy destroyed❤️🔥
Had a nice chat with the cops today Apparently I have a new neighbor who thought I was a kid and called the police... The officers were sweet and understood the confusion almost immediately It's not my fault I'm vertically challenged😫
I'll get back to dms when this hangover clears