Chronic Burnout Longear

@burnoutbun.bsky.social

33 and burned out in the US. Honestly, that's all that's interesting about me. That and I'm a bi guy.

My instagram feed suddenly went uber-kinky on me as of last night. I mean, my only complaint is less silly stuff I can send my family, but it's weird that it just flipped. I don't think I follow any kink creators there, anyway.

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In another episode of "random thoughts from the bun"...a buddy of mine has a private pond we sometimes swim and kayak on. What does my brain come up with? "You should build a bumper boat to putter around with." So here I am, plotting a future bumper boat build.

Why do I want so badly to become an Aussie, you ask. Is it the cute boys? Well...no, but that's a bonus. No, it's because the winters aren't cold enough to stir up my sinuses overnight, then make me try and cough up my spleen when I get up in the morning.