There is something really funny about dudes my age that grew up with Remember the Titans being their favorite football movie becoming incredible racists.
“At 9:15 we will see a conference matchup.” WAIT. SMU IS IN THE ACC NOW?!?!
College Football looks so fucking broke. Private Equity is licking its chops.
Can’t get fired if you don’t play the game.
The random jar of pickled eggs in the fridge staring me in the eyes is so jarring.
Yall really let Dan Mullen get another job jhfc
Carson Hocevar has doll eyes. There is no reasoning with that man.
As much as I want to go on a dove hunt, dove kinda sucks to eat unless I’ve been fed shitty dove. I don’t think I need another dove jalapeño popper for another five lifetimes.
“He broke the Charlie Kirk curse.” Perfectly normal nascar discourse.
Darlington seems wonderful at night.
We made grilled cheese with the cheese from the cheesemonger and bread from the sourdough lady all at the beaches farmers market that sells $10 iced coffee and this is the Whitest dinner and may be our new Sunday tradition.
Michigan fixing the game like the CIA toppled foreign governments is extremely funny to me.
Someone had a Kalshi bet on Michigan.
Michigan Men rushing the field. Amazing
Is Western Michigan Great Value Wyoming?
Chipotle has invaded Korea and there are hours-long lines to get in. Literally the entire cuisine of the country is slop bowls and people are waiting in line for slop bowls. Amazing.
This motherfucker paid for a national ad buy for a political ad on the fucking B1G Network?
TIL Private Dancer was written by Mark Knopfler and was supposed to be a Dire Straits track.
Using my useless law degree to navigate sports news is so depressing.