Brittanie Elle
@burrrittanie.bsky.social
✨ Life, Locs & Lessons ☕️ I’m just chatting over here.
I just did a cooking lesson with my grandma and the amount of times she gave me the side eye lets me know I’ve really just been playing around in my kitchen all these years.
Stop scrolling and go record/edit/type up that thing you’re supposed to be working on.
The fans calling Cardi + Stefon’s son Baby Touchdown and her going along with it will never not be funny to me. 😂
Delulu Hive is starting to stress me out. Beyoncé please give us something so they shut up! 😭
I hope he bever bets on the commanders
The curse is real. LMFAO.
Cardi ain’t posted once. She put a hex on that nigga. He must have another baby on the way.
Drake Maye gotta turn into Tom Brady. He shoulda bought an Etsy witch.
Whew this is so boring and ain’t nobody fine even out there. I’d rather be looking at Jalen Hurts. 😩
The slo-mo of the patriots on the sideline is FRYING ME. 😭
For everyone who’s fallen asleep, WAKE UP! Go to the bathroom and grab your snacks for Bad Bunny.
Why are we doing karaoke to Backstreet Boys for a crypto app?
I’m not a teacher but, I don’t think the children are walking around with post-it notes to stick on peoples backpacks.
Stefon got too many allegations to be getting in sideline squabbles.
I stopped sharing Bean years ago after following mom.uncharted on TT. With the uptick of AI and the things people can do with simple pictures… it was very sobering. Wiped her existence pretty much clean off of the internet.
I am guilty of this. Why Kids Are Confronting Their Parents About 'Sharenting' | NYT Opinion youtu.be/YRPUZ3pufAg
The babies are protesting. 🥹 Let me go outside and monitor the scene.
Really trying to figure how, “Mossad used comedian Desi Banks to run recruitment ads against Iran” is a sentence that I’m reading in 2026.
I was postpartum in 2016. I don’t remember a thing and I’d like to keep it that way. I’m happy so many people had a blast though!
Whoever went into the kitchen one day and decided to put lobster in mac and cheese deserves every good thing life has to offer.
“Yes It Is” by Leon Thomas makes me want to run away to Antigua with that handsome man from college I never gave a chance.
They are going to give Sinners all these "technical" awards and none of the biggies. It's cool, we know the game.
I see what’s gonna happen this award season