5 may have checked out the single greatest library find in the history of ever. I don't want to spoil anything, but Circe is played by Zecora.
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from the old times, when wishing still helped oops all pronouns . parent . neurospice . hairdresser . exvangelical . abolition . weird li'l guy the mightiest oaks grow from the richest manure pfp: Madame Leota from Disney's Haunted Mansion banner: spume
Participating in a family fantasy football league this season. We're the chaos goblins, because I'm letting the kids help me pick. We're number eight! We're number eight!
This is who runs this account.
Witch's Delight in Gruesome and Grim
Alt: An animated gif of the animated Disney movie The Sword In the Stone of Madam Mimm bowing and captioned as saying, "I find delight in the gruesome and grim."
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OnlyToes@binkytoes.bsky.social · 3d agoThis is who runs this account.
I know I just saw an Odyssey story and maybe not the full Odyssey, but I feel IN MY BONES that I just saw John Leguizamo, my favorite Tybalt, that little Latin boy, win a best supporting Oscar.
5: "You don't have to protect us, because I'm the world's greatest fighter. I've trained a lot in Minecraft."
IMMEDIATELY sent to my SIL who works at one of these universities.
Nathan Kalman-Lamb@nkalamb.bsky.social · 6d agoNew reporting from @breachmedia.ca shows that Canadian universities operated a secret national effort to coordinate surveillance and policing of anti-genocide activism and encampments. breachmedia.ca/canadian-uni...
The evening news is on mute while we eat dinner. 5, pointing at the TV: "Look, the Haunted Mansion!" Reader, it was the Vatican.
PEE-WEE HERMAN NO HESITATION FINAL ANSWER
Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w agoYou suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
7 is currently having the realization that makes a lot of kids go through a vegetarian phase. SOMEONE may or may not have made it worse by mentioning that people eat guinea pigs.
Dan Levy as David Rose: Hey! It's Me!
Alt: An animated gif of Dan Levy as David Rose in Schitt's Creek, captioned as saying, "Hey! It's Me!"
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Thanks, past me, for bringing the pinworm medicine with us.
Man pretends to drink bleach
Alt: An animated gif made from a tiktok video of a man pretending to jump off a balcony and then laughing, then pretending to drink bleach and laughing into the camera.
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No, intrusive thought, we will not be plowing through all eight cars ahead of us in the Costco gas line.
5 is asking for my skeleton when I'm done with it. Shit, you can have it now, kid.
if this flag offends you i'll help you pack
heaumeau e. rotacism@vashwood.bsky.social · 2w agojoining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
First words post movie: 7: "I'm sure gonna miss you when you die. Would it be okay if I hold your hand?" 5: "I'M SHARPTOOTH RAWWWWRRR" *stomp stomp stomp*
Gordita Shumway@businesssocks.bsky.social · 2w agoCan't wait to traumatize my children tomorrow, we're going to see The Land Before Time in the theater. I saw someone say millennials are raising another set of millennials, and I'm just doing my part.
Can't wait to traumatize my children tomorrow, we're going to see The Land Before Time in the theater. I saw someone say millennials are raising another set of millennials, and I'm just doing my part.
He seems fine, in case anyone was worried. He didn't get scratched on the lip, he just had a permanent sneer. I now call him William Thomas Idolatry for long.
Billy Idol Snarl
Alt: An animated gif of a zoom in on Billy Idol's face, he is singing, sneering, and exhaling smoke.
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Gordita Shumway@businesssocks.bsky.social · 3w agoUhhhhhhh if a dog I'm dog sitting eats a mouse or baby something fuzzy in the yard, is he going to be okay?
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️@arif.bsky.social · 2w agothis shot is so bleak lmao
That was a way better game than we're likely to see tomorrow.
Getting to listen to husbo explain to his Canadian parents why habeas tortoise is even a problem is just making my day.
Uhhhhhhh if a dog I'm dog sitting eats a mouse or baby something fuzzy in the yard, is he going to be okay?
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply