fuck the trust fall exercise, being perverts with your friends does a better job at strengthening bonds

Do y'all prefer smooth peanut butter or chunky for your fleshlights?

You wake up well rested with plenty of energy every morning but youre haunted by a sleep paralysis demon that forces you to stare directly into his stretched open and prolapsed butthole every night.

Why is there so many fucking bots following me?

Petition to stop the deforestation of phat coochies with bush.

Im making my wife my specialty banana split sundae with hella nut. What y'all doing for Valentines Day?

I wish amateur bisexual and gay porn would stop being so much hotter than professional straight porn.

Susan Storm's ass is really out there making Marvel relevant again.

If "fat ugly bastard" NTR can exist then why cant "fat ugly bitch" NTR be a thing?

Santa emptied his fat sack all over the living room. What a fucking asshole.

If you think about it. Frotting is just eskimo kisses with cocks instead of noses.

Playing "just the tip" with the homie got a little out of control. Is he gay for going in balls deep or am I gay for jokingly asking for it?

Do y'all think its possible to gaslight future historians into thinking that gooning was a religious practice?

Someone as horny as me should never step foot in a wrestling gym or a jiu-jitsu dojo.

Are there any bi men out there in a hetero relationship that think they like cock more than their wife/gf does?

Basic handjobs are boring. Tell him to get on his hands and knees and jerk him from behind while you finger his ass.

You're horny on main I main horny We are not the same

Would you rather have small ass and a fat dick? Or a small dick and a fat ass?

There's a party in my pants and i'm about to shit all up in them.

Y'all can go ahead and continue to sit on Santa's lap. Imma be sitting on that man's glorious beard.

Prostate play is the gateway drug to that gay shit.

Wanna ask the homie if I can stack donuts on it and eat the donuts off it too.

Winter is coming. Who wants they ass ate under the mistletoe?

Having a strong pullout game is hella overrated. Get you a partner with strong breeding kink.

Tis the the season of eating ass with a peppermint in your mouth.

Big titty goth girlfriend or big booty emo girlfriend?

Accidentally nutted on my face while i was jerking off and fantasizing about the homeboy's cock. Does accidentally cumming on my own face make me gay?

Are you furry enough to always use the word "knot" instead of the word "not" online?

Im writing an erotic novel. How do I make ass to mouth sound sensual and romantic?

Cursed content idea: ASMR of nuclear level upset tummy noises.