I forgot about all the cock on here

hey howdy :) miss u guys. been busy with the new job. hard to check all the socials and bluesky fell thru the cracks. if u wanna chat or catch up im always active on my instagram still bc im pathetic!!!

I’m now a GTM Engineer at a startup which basically means actually I have no idea but it’s a lot of work

this new job is so overwhelming and I’m so stressed already but at least it’s not toxic and I’m getting paid well but lol I’m baby

collin (enjoys sitting)@bussyrizzler.nyc · 3mo ago

An hour and a half case study job interview, being grilled on the spot, needs to be offset by Beach House in the AirPods meandering in the sun

sorry I’m not on here as much pls don’t hate me I just finished infinite jest :)

waddup

getting brainmogged applying to early startups everyone has ivy pedigree and ur pedigree is Otto the Orange

An hour and a half case study job interview, being grilled on the spot, needs to be offset by Beach House in the AirPods meandering in the sun

back from vacation tattered bruised and burned as per usual. Usually I get injured a little more on my trips so this was a good result

no plane WiFi can’t afk runescape leagues i want to be frozen in a chamber

*2012 tumblr influencer voice* it’s okay to not be okay

it got fully infected over the weekend

collin (enjoys sitting)@bussyrizzler.nyc · 3mo ago

sprinted after my uber drive bc I was waiting 45 minutes in the ride share area and he kept missing the entrance circling the airport over and over and over and over again

TSA line was actually no line I walked up to the agent and yea and so but I’m here 2 hours early again

I’m up but at what cost

collin (enjoys sitting)@bussyrizzler.nyc · 3mo ago

being out at late the night before an early flight is such a thing in my life that I wish I had better a planning brain to avoid this

being out at late the night before an early flight is such a thing in my life that I wish I had better a planning brain to avoid this

it’s just like middle school again

collin (enjoys sitting)@bussyrizzler.nyc · 3mo ago

feeling sexy might put myself out there for a gay sports league and not be chosen for any team and totally embarrass myself

feeling sexy might put myself out there for a gay sports league and not be chosen for any team and totally embarrass myself

street skidding your arm the first day of your pool/hot tub vacation and not being able to go inside a pool or hot tub because arm burns so bad

sprinted after my uber drive bc I was waiting 45 minutes in the ride share area and he kept missing the entrance circling the airport over and over and over and over again

collin (enjoys sitting)@bussyrizzler.nyc · 3mo ago

do u ever sprint so fast its like too fast for your own physiology and you end up falling face first bc ur legs cant keep up

do u ever sprint so fast its like too fast for your own physiology and you end up falling face first bc ur legs cant keep up

I love going for in person interviews fuck this zoom shit my vibe is best experienced in the flesh

just got back from the allergist and found out I’m allergic to exactly one thing… :/

chicken fajitas and some hole

hentaivirus

went to the ENT finally after being sick back and forth for all of 2026. I’m now on a slurry of antibiotics and I’m getting the pneumonia vaccine

I don’t care about the met gala but do u know what I do care about? $32,918

I’m not watching the met gala I’m watching the bobs burgers episode where a mechanical shark attacks the whole town

I’ve been on an elevator for like a minute or so and felt it move, going down, and then the door opened on the floor I just came up from

yayayay mentally ill cat woke me up again and will keep doing so the rest of the night so I guess 2 hours of sleep for tn is sooo fine 😍

I wanna go to tokyoooooo